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Typical Idiot Bicyclist Rides Right Past A Cop While Carrying All Of His Meth Cooking Ingredients
[Muncie Star Press] MUNCIE – Two months ago, a bicyclist carrying a bottle of Rooto household lye drain opener rode past a state police officer sitting in his unmarked car in an alley off of Kilgore Avenue. That observation eventually … Continue reading
Just A Typical Bicyclist Recording Upskirt Videos Of Women While Riding Around Manhattan
[NBC New York] Police are seeking a man accused of recording a woman underneath her dress while he was riding a bicycle on the Upper East Side. Police said the suspect approached the 19-year-old victim in front of 949 Third Ave. … Continue reading
Justin Bieber Is Apparently An Avid Bicyclist, Which I’m Pretty Sure Means The Argument Is Over And I Win
[Bicycling.com] Notorious bad boy Justin Bieber looks to be turning a new page. After his probation meeting on Saturday, Biebs was spotted taking a brand-new bike out for a spin. Based on these Daily Mail photos, it appears to be … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, Bieber, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, Justin Bieber, natural selection, road warrior, savages, The Biebs
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The NYPD Is Confiscating Illegally Parked Bikes, And Believe It Or Not Bicyclists Are Not Happy About It
[Gawker] If your lock gets cut and your bike disappears in midtown Manhattan, you should call the cops. Not because you need to report the crime—because there’s a good chance the cops stole the bike themselves. I first heard about this … Continue reading
Wanna See A Slapfight Between Two Professional Cyclists? Of Course You Do
[Deadspin] Man, if there was evidence that cyclists are not really ’bout that life, this incredibly weak slapfest between Ivan Rovny and Gianluca Brambilla during the 16th stage of the Vuelta a España is it. Are they swatting at flies … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, idiots, Lance Armstrong, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France
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New Law In California Basically Makes It Illegal To Pass Bicyclists, And Surprise Surprise It’s Already Ruining Everything
[Death and Taxes] California has a new law going into effect on September 16 known as the 3 Feet for Safety rule, which says that drivers must allow at least three feet of safe space around bikers at all times … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, California, crackdowns, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, hippies, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, politicians, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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My Best Friend Courtland Milloy Is At It Again With A Firsthand Account Of The Institutionalized Insanity Of DC Bicyclist Groups
[Washington Post] After writing about how aggravating rude and reckless bicyclists can be for motorists like myself, I was invited by some bikers to see the road from their point of view. …. And that’s my biggest problem with bikers … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, DC, heroes, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Et Tu, New Belgium?
Just another case of bicyclists casually infiltrating every facet of American life, I guess. I finish work for the day and reach for a nice cold beer to relax with, and what do I see? More vicious, pervasive bicyclists propaganda. … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, natural selection, New Belgium, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Idiot Bicyclist Flops Directly Into Lake Michigan
[Barstool Sports] That may have been the best 6 second clip I’ve ever watched. Just perfect. I know we quote the Will Ferrell clip all the time but it really does work here. Ahhhhh, I’m biking, take a good picture, honey, … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, failures, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, the earth protects itself, vagabonds
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I’ve Always Known That Bicyclists Are Disgusting, Filth-Spewing Piss Monsters, And Now I Have Video Proof
[Deadspin] This is a thing that distance bike riders do all the time, but rarely are we lucky enough to catch the magic that is the mid-race piss on camera. The rider, Niki Terpstra from the Omega-Pharma Quick Step team, gets … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France, vagabonds
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 