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Monthly Archives: April 2014
Apparently Google’s Self-Driving Cars Are The Harbinger Of The Bicyclist Revolution, And I For One Cannot Let That Stand
I don’t know how the bicyclists managed to infiltrate the highest levels of Google research and development, but somehow they did. Continue reading
Posted in Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, failures, Google, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, self-driving cars, stupid twats
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Real Life Washington Post Headline: “Actually, Cyclists Make City Streets Safer”
[Washington Post] In the hysteria that predated the launch of New York’s bike-sharing system last year, many critics cried that the bikes would make the city’s streets less safe. All those cyclists wouldn’t be wearing helmets! They’d have no insurance! Accidents would skyrocket, and … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, Bikeshare, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, DC, disappointments, failures, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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