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My Best Friend Courtland Milloy Is At It Again With A Firsthand Account Of The Institutionalized Insanity Of DC Bicyclist Groups
[Washington Post] After writing about how aggravating rude and reckless bicyclists can be for motorists like myself, I was invited by some bikers to see the road from their point of view. …. And that’s my biggest problem with bikers … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, DC, heroes, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Remember That WaPo Column I Wrote About Yesterday? DC Bicyclists Launched The Saddest Protest Ever Over It
[DCist] If you thought that the Washington Post’s Courtland Milloy would never write a column where he equates cyclists to terrorists, insinuating that hitting them with a car is worth the $500 fine and no one would do anything about it, you … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bike share, biker, bikers, bikes, Bikeshare, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, DC, disappointments, failures, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, public transportation, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Did WaPo’s Courtland Milloy And I Just Become Best Friends?
[Washington Post] I have to hand it to the bicyclists in the D.C. area. They’ve got more nerve than an L.A. biker gang. And some can be just as nasty. They fight to have bike lanes routed throughout the city, … Continue reading
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New Study Basically Says That People Who Participate In Bikeshare Programs Are Brain Damaged
[MyFoxDC] WASHINGTON – Brain injuries in several cities, including in Washington, D.C., are on the rise according to a recent study. Surprisingly, research shows they may be linked to bike-sharing programs. Doctor Michael Lewis of the Brain Health Education and … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bike share, biker, bikers, bikes, Bikeshare, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, DC, failures, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, New York, public transportation, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Real Life Washington Post Headline: “Actually, Cyclists Make City Streets Safer”
[Washington Post] In the hysteria that predated the launch of New York’s bike-sharing system last year, many critics cried that the bikes would make the city’s streets less safe. All those cyclists wouldn’t be wearing helmets! They’d have no insurance! Accidents would skyrocket, and … Continue reading
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Apparently DC Is Hosting The “National Bike Summit” Next Month, So I Guess That’s When I’m Going To Kill Myself
[Philadelphia Inquirer] In a few weeks, I’m going to ride my bicycle from New York City to Washington, D.C. I have never attempted such a feat before — certainly not in the winter! But I’m not crazy, I promise. I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, DC, failures, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, New York, Philadelphia, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclist Runs Red Light And Gets Nailed By Cab And WHOA HEY HOLD UP, The “DC Bike Party” Is A Thing?
[Jalopnik] The D.C. Bike Party strongly advises that two-wheeled participants in its group rides stay in a group, keep a reasonable speed, and always stop at red lights. This video shows what happens when you break those rules – you get totally … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, DC, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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It’s “Bike To Work Day” Here In DC, So This Is It, This Is The Day I Kill Myself
[WJLA] Commuter Connections and the Washington Area Bicyclist Association are celebrating Bike to Work Day today. More than 13,000 area commuters will be taking part in this clean, fun and healthy way to get to work. More than 70 pit stops throughout D.C., … Continue reading
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DC Now Going Out of Its Way to Encourage Inexperienced Bicyclists to Clog Up the Streets of the Fucking Capital
The District passed a new law proponents say will give cyclists a better chance of filing a lawsuit against motorists who purposely try to harm them. “This is a little extra protection for the most egregious type of assaults and … Continue reading
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BREAKING: UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS, AMERICA SENDS BICYCLIST BACK TO WHITE HOUSE
Now on the one hand this blog has nothing to do with politics, so I should probably just refrain from commenting on the election. But on the other hand I kind of have to, right? I mean do you really … Continue reading
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