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Note To Bicyclists: Cutting Off The President’s Motorcade Is Probably Not The Best Idea
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGaSn7pwHb-/ [TIME] A New York City bicyclist learned his lesson Thursday after he tried to ride a bicycle in front of President Barack Obama’s motorcade. Video posted by Instagram user mattpeco shows a man on a Citibike bicycle attempting to ride … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bike share, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, Bikeshare, biking, Citibike, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, New York, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Did You Hear The One About The Bicyclist Who Tried To Kidnap A 15-Year-Old Girl?
[The Register-Guard] A man on a bicycle harassed a 15-year-old girl Monday north of the Owosso Bridge, Eugene police said. Officers said the man, possibly in his early 40s, attempted to talk to the girl and repeatedly grabbed her arm, … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, kidnapping, natural selection, Oregon, savages, stupid twats
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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Bicyclist Arrested For Impersonating A Police Officer?
[WIBX 950] A Lockport man was arrested, charged with impersonating a state trooper. 46-Year-old Richard Godfrey was taken into custody after residents called 911 when a man on a bicycle knocked on their door, identified himself as a trooper, and asked … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, New York, road warrior, stupid twats
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No Headline Has Ever Surprised Me Less Than “Gun-Toting Bicyclist Arrested With Drugs”
[KXXV] WACO – A man is in jail after running from authorities following a bicycle traffic stop. Police say they pulled the man over around 2:15 Tuesday morning in the 2100 block of Dutton Ave. because he was riding his bike … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, natural selection, road warrior
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Bicyclists Officially Declare Themselves Enemies Of Beer, Stage The Most Pathetic Vehicular Assault Of All Time
[Fittish] On Saturday, May 23, Minneapolis-based haters of the 16-seat drinker-powered mobile pubs could contain their loathing no longer, posting a call on the local“I hate the Pedal Pub” Facebook page for fellow haters to meet at a local park at … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, drunks, Mad Max, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Pedal Pubs, police, road warrior
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Don’t You Just Hate It When You Almost Kill A Toddler With Your Bicycle And People Freak Out And Get All Mad At You?
How about the balls on this motherfucker? Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, England, road warrior
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I Always Thought Mad Max Was A Work Of Fiction But Apparently It Was Actually A Documentary About Australian Bicyclists
[The Age] It was a case of road rage on two wheels this week as a squadron of cyclists assaulted a motorist in Fitzroy. The melee began on Tuesday in Mater Street, Collingwood, with a verbal altercation between the driver and … Continue reading
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Tagged Australia, bicycle, bicycle couriers, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, deviants, Mad Max, police, road warrior, savages
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If You Think Being Four Years Old Means You Don’t Have To Obey Cycling Laws, Think The Fuck Again
[People] It was a slow day of crime in Grantham, England, on March 9, apparently. Sophie Lindley, 4, was biking along Trent Road with her dad, when a police officer approached her and said she had to get off the … Continue reading
Nothing New Here, Just A Rage-Fueled Bike Monster Punching A 78-Year-Old Man In The Face
[Cleveland Plain Dealer] A 78-year-old Parma Heights man was assaulted by a man riding a bicycle Feb. 19. The bicyclist was riding in the roadway, and when the older man told him to move over, the bicyclist broke his side mirror … Continue reading
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No Longer Content To Lock Their Bikes To Public Property, Bicyclists Are Now Locking People Out Of Their Own Homes
[Hoboken 411] Entitled bicyclists in Hoboken don’t just ride the wrong way, or nearly run over pedestrians on the sidewalk. Nope. They also lock these fruity contraptions to the front of people’s homes – and prevent access to the gated areas, … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, Hoboken, natural selection, savages
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 