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Tag Archives: Australia
Been A While Since I Posted, Hasn’t It? Anyway, Here’s A Story About A Kangaroo Exploding A Bicyclist’s Fake Boobs
(AP) CANBERRA, Australia — A woman says she and a friend were injured when they were jumped by a kangaroo while cycling in an Australian wine region. Sharon Heinrich, 45, said Monday that she and her friend Helen Salter, 47, were … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, kangaroos, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior
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Dumbass Bicyclist Can’t Tell The Difference Between A Log And An Alligator, Almost Pays The Price
[Earth Touch News] This cyclist (who sounds a bit like someone you might know) is just sick and tired of people putting logs in his paa… Oh wait, that’s not a log. As far as unfazed reactions to reptilian roadblocks … Continue reading
Posted in Animals, Mother Nature
Tagged alligators, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, mother nature, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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If You’re Thinking Of Going For A Bike Ride In Australia, The Kangaroos Would Like You To Think Again
[Canberra Times] A cyclist has filmed an “unnerving” encounter with a group of kangaroos on Melbourne’s north-eastern outskirts. Ben Vezina was riding in Hawkstowe Park near Hurstbridge on Sunday when he came across the mobbing marsupials down a deserted dirt track. In … Continue reading
I Always Thought Mad Max Was A Work Of Fiction But Apparently It Was Actually A Documentary About Australian Bicyclists
[The Age] It was a case of road rage on two wheels this week as a squadron of cyclists assaulted a motorist in Fitzroy. The melee began on Tuesday in Mater Street, Collingwood, with a verbal altercation between the driver and … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged Australia, bicycle, bicycle couriers, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, deviants, Mad Max, police, road warrior, savages
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Lazy, Hypocritical Bicyclists Can’t Even Maintain Their Own Bike Lanes
[The Age] A motorist wielding a large wooden bat attacked a group of cyclists after screaming abuse at them, one of the riders has claimed. A triathlete, who requested to be known only as Brad, said he was riding with his coach and … Continue reading
Kangaroos Are The Latest Animals To Join Mother Nature’s Battle Against Bicyclists
[Canberra Times] Darren Jones is one of a string of bike riders to have narrowly survived collisions with kangaroos across Canberra. The 45-year-old father was flung off his bike when a kangaroo jumped out and hit his front wheel at … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, kangaroos, mother nature, natural selection, nature
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