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Category Archives: Criminals
Idiot Bicyclist Can’t Even Get The Old “Flaming Dog Poop On The Doorstep” Gag Right
[Winchester News Gazette] A Ring doorbell camera captured a bicyclist starting a fire outside her neighbor`s door before leaving the scene. — You probably think I’m going to say it’s bad to go around lighting fires on doorsteps. And don’t … Continue reading
Bicyclists Are Just Out There Punching Buses Now
[York Mix] A cyclist punched and smashed a bus window as it went through York city centre. Now police have released a CCTV image of a man they want to talk to about the incident. At about 5pm on December … Continue reading
Bicyclist Armed With Switchblade Blocks Intersection Doing Wheelies On A Stolen Bike In A Story Straight Out Of Bicyclist MadLibs
[MassLive] As Worcester police continue to combat swerving, the act of riding a bicycle in front of moving traffic, a 22-year-old was arrested over the weekend after a group rode in circles downtown. An officer was on his way to work … Continue reading
If You’re Going To Steal A Bicycle From A Gross Barn, Take The Five Seconds To Dust The Cobwebs Off Before You Ride Away
MADISON, Ind. (AP) — Southern Indiana police say a tip from an observant citizen who noticed a cobweb-covered man riding a bicycle led to the arrests of two men for allegedly stealing bikes from a barn. The Jefferson County Sheriff’s … Continue reading
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In Classic Bicyclist Fashion, Bicyclist Assaults Driver And Attempts To Steal Car With Children Still Inside
[ITV] A cyclist with road rage has been jailed after attempting to hijack a family’s car with the owner’s children still sat in the back. Dean David Price, 36, argued with the father who owned the car in the street … Continue reading
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Note To Bicyclists: Cutting Off The President’s Motorcade Is Probably Not The Best Idea
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGaSn7pwHb-/ [TIME] A New York City bicyclist learned his lesson Thursday after he tried to ride a bicycle in front of President Barack Obama’s motorcade. Video posted by Instagram user mattpeco shows a man on a Citibike bicycle attempting to ride … Continue reading
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Did You Hear The One About The Bicyclist Who Tried To Kidnap A 15-Year-Old Girl?
[The Register-Guard] A man on a bicycle harassed a 15-year-old girl Monday north of the Owosso Bridge, Eugene police said. Officers said the man, possibly in his early 40s, attempted to talk to the girl and repeatedly grabbed her arm, … Continue reading
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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Bicyclist Arrested For Impersonating A Police Officer?
[WIBX 950] A Lockport man was arrested, charged with impersonating a state trooper. 46-Year-old Richard Godfrey was taken into custody after residents called 911 when a man on a bicycle knocked on their door, identified himself as a trooper, and asked … Continue reading
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No Headline Has Ever Surprised Me Less Than “Gun-Toting Bicyclist Arrested With Drugs”
[KXXV] WACO – A man is in jail after running from authorities following a bicycle traffic stop. Police say they pulled the man over around 2:15 Tuesday morning in the 2100 block of Dutton Ave. because he was riding his bike … Continue reading
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Bicyclists Officially Declare Themselves Enemies Of Beer, Stage The Most Pathetic Vehicular Assault Of All Time
[Fittish] On Saturday, May 23, Minneapolis-based haters of the 16-seat drinker-powered mobile pubs could contain their loathing no longer, posting a call on the local“I hate the Pedal Pub” Facebook page for fellow haters to meet at a local park at … Continue reading
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