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Monthly Archives: November 2012
Barry Bonds Buys $16,000 Bike, Confirms His Status As Hall of Fame Douche
That Bonds likes to bike shouldn’t come as a big surprise, though. As was reported last spring, the 48-year-old has traded trying to hit for cycles — as well as, uh, staying on them(allegedly) — for the type that comes with two … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, disappointments, stupid twats
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Bicyclists Just Wearing Their Clothes Upside-Down and Shitting All Over Themselves in Public Now
INDIAN RIVER SHORES, Fla., Nov. 15 (UPI) — Police in Florida said they arrested a cyclist clad only in an upside-down shirt and boxer shorts who smelled like he had defecated on himself. The Indian River Shores Department of Public Safety … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclist Doesn’t Give a Fuck, Just Leads an Entire Road Race Off Course
Runners in a 10k race in Newcastle went the wrong way after mistaking a passing cyclist for their course guide. Many of the 530 athletes in the Heaton Harriers Memorial 10K mistook a member of the public wearing a bright … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Heroic Advertising Campaign Tells Bicyclists “Don’t Be a Stupid Twat”
Everyone seems to be talking about cycle safety right now, what with the injuries to both Bradley Wiggins and Shane Sutton over the past week. But London-based ad firm Karmarama have taken it upon themselves to solve the problem with … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, heroes, road warrior, stupid twats
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BREAKING: UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS, AMERICA SENDS BICYCLIST BACK TO WHITE HOUSE
Now on the one hand this blog has nothing to do with politics, so I should probably just refrain from commenting on the election. But on the other hand I kind of have to, right? I mean do you really … Continue reading
Shock of the Day: Bicyclist Beats the Shit Out of an Old Man Because He Couldn’t Take His Bike on the Subway
(VIDEO) San Francisco police have released a surveillance video of a bicyclist attacking a Muni station agent who told the cyclist couldn’t take his bike on the subway at Van Ness Statio. Investigators hope making the video public will help … Continue reading
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