Monthly Archives: September 2013

Proof That All Bicyclists Are Reckless Lemmings

[Deadspin] Thanks to this biker’s helmet cam, we get to watch him accidentally follow the first rider’s lead and hit a sick jump that leads nowhere. Wheee! — Call me a pussy, but if I was riding through the woods, crossing … Continue reading

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Bicyclist Somehow Manages To Pedal Into Four Feet Of Mud Without Noticing, Promptly Gets Stuck For Four Hours

[Pattaya Mail] A German bicyclist spent three hours in a muddy ditch at the Mabprachan Reservoir before being pulled out by rescuers. Wolf Minderjahn, 69, drove into the ditch on his mountain bike after getting separated from a friend in … Continue reading

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Another Animal Kingdom Heard From: Cats Have Launched Their First Attack Against The Bicyclist Menace

[FOX Sports] Colombian cyclist Rafael Infantino had a close call of the feline kind during the men’s time trial at the UCI Road World Championships when a cat strayed onto the course. The cat was waiting as Infantino rounded a … Continue reading

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GTA V Gets It

“I just hope you have proper hatred for yourself.” PS. If you play Grand Theft Auto and you don’t run over every bicyclist you see, you’re doing it wrong.   

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Bicyclist Beats The Ever Loving Fuck Out Of A Shit-Talking NY Jets Fan

[TC Palm] Grayson said he’s a “big football fan” and that the Dolphins are his team. He said the other man, identified as the victim, is a Jets supporter. They started arguing about how each team was better, and the victim … Continue reading

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If I Told You That Bicyclists Are Curb Stomping Teenagers Now, Would You Be Even A Little Bit Surprised?

[AboutMyArea] Police in Rugby are appealing for witnesses to an assault in Wood Street involving a pedal cyclist and a 16-year old pedestrian. The incident took place on Wednesday 11 September at approximately 12.40pm when the 16-year old was walking along … Continue reading

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Typical Bicyclist Viciously Attacks Nicole Kidman

[Daily Mail] Nicole Kidman has been knocked over by a cyclist and according to reports, is planning on pressing charges. The actress was returning to her hotel after attending the Calvin Klein show on Thursday as part of New York Fashion … Continue reading

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