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Monthly Archives: September 2013
Proof That All Bicyclists Are Reckless Lemmings
[Deadspin] Thanks to this biker’s helmet cam, we get to watch him accidentally follow the first rider’s lead and hit a sick jump that leads nowhere. Wheee! — Call me a pussy, but if I was riding through the woods, crossing … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, bike trails, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, lemmings, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Bicyclist Somehow Manages To Pedal Into Four Feet Of Mud Without Noticing, Promptly Gets Stuck For Four Hours
[Pattaya Mail] A German bicyclist spent three hours in a muddy ditch at the Mabprachan Reservoir before being pulled out by rescuers. Wolf Minderjahn, 69, drove into the ditch on his mountain bike after getting separated from a friend in … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, Germany, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Another Animal Kingdom Heard From: Cats Have Launched Their First Attack Against The Bicyclist Menace
[FOX Sports] Colombian cyclist Rafael Infantino had a close call of the feline kind during the men’s time trial at the UCI Road World Championships when a cat strayed onto the course. The cat was waiting as Infantino rounded a … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cats, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, heroes, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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GTA V Gets It
“I just hope you have proper hatred for yourself.” PS. If you play Grand Theft Auto and you don’t run over every bicyclist you see, you’re doing it wrong.
Posted in Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Auto 5, Grand Theft Auto V, GTA, GTA 5, GTA V, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds, video games
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Bicyclist Beats The Ever Loving Fuck Out Of A Shit-Talking NY Jets Fan
[TC Palm] Grayson said he’s a “big football fan” and that the Dolphins are his team. He said the other man, identified as the victim, is a Jets supporter. They started arguing about how each team was better, and the victim … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, Miami, natural selection, New York, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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If I Told You That Bicyclists Are Curb Stomping Teenagers Now, Would You Be Even A Little Bit Surprised?
[AboutMyArea] Police in Rugby are appealing for witnesses to an assault in Wood Street involving a pedal cyclist and a 16-year old pedestrian. The incident took place on Wednesday 11 September at approximately 12.40pm when the 16-year old was walking along … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, England, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Typical Bicyclist Viciously Attacks Nicole Kidman
[Daily Mail] Nicole Kidman has been knocked over by a cyclist and according to reports, is planning on pressing charges. The actress was returning to her hotel after attending the Calvin Klein show on Thursday as part of New York Fashion … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, celebrities, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, Fashion Week, idiots, natural selection, New York, Nicole Kidman, paparazzi, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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In Case You Didn’t Believe Me That Bicyclists Are Gearing Up For War, Apparently They’re Now Wearing Body Armor
[CTV News] Trauma surgeons at Foothills Medical Centre in Calgary conducted a study into cycling injuries and say the risk of serious injury can be reduced and even prevented by wearing body armour. The doctors compared injuries between street cyclists … Continue reading
Posted in Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, Bike War, biker, biking, Canada, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclists Are Literally Comparing Themselves To The Jews During The Holocaust Now
[Times of Israel] CHICAGO — An actor stands up on a podium and holds a paintbrush stained with black pigment to his nose, approximating Hitler’s moustache. “My fellow citizens, our country is in crisis. We must rid ourselves of the … Continue reading
If You Rode One Of These Bikes At Burning Man, Just Know That I Hate You More Than Any Other Human Being On The Planet
[Dodge and Burn] Burning Man: Bikes. Burning Man is overwhelming and impossible to describe in one post. — So today one of Gawker’s blogs published a massive photoblog of bikes seen at Burning Man this year and, just, holy shit. I mean … Continue reading
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