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Dumbass Bicyclist Can’t Tell The Difference Between A Log And An Alligator, Almost Pays The Price

[Earth Touch News] This cyclist (who sounds a bit like someone you might know) is just sick and tired of people putting logs in his paa… Oh wait, that’s not a log.  As far as unfazed reactions to reptilian roadblocks … Continue reading

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If You’re Thinking Of Going For A Bike Ride In Australia, The Kangaroos Would Like You To Think Again

[Canberra Times] A cyclist has filmed an “unnerving” encounter with a group of kangaroos on Melbourne’s north-eastern outskirts. Ben Vezina was riding in Hawkstowe Park near Hurstbridge on Sunday when he came across the mobbing marsupials down a deserted dirt track. In … Continue reading

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The Noble Moose Is The Latest Of Mother Nature’s Beasts To Take A Brave Stand Against Bicyclists

[Great Falls Tribune] BOZEMAN – A bicyclist is recovering from a broken arm after colliding with a mother moose. The Bozeman Daily Chronicle reports Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks spokeswoman Andrea Jones says signage has been posted warning people about the … Continue reading

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Kangaroos Are The Latest Animals To Join Mother Nature’s Battle Against Bicyclists

[Canberra Times] Darren Jones is one of a string of bike riders to have narrowly survived collisions with kangaroos across Canberra.  The 45-year-old father was flung off his bike when a kangaroo jumped out and hit his front wheel at … Continue reading

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Idiot Bicyclist Flops Directly Into Lake Michigan

[Barstool Sports] That may have been the best 6 second clip I’ve ever watched. Just perfect. I know we quote the Will Ferrell clip all the time but it really does work here. Ahhhhh, I’m biking, take a good picture, honey, … Continue reading

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Azerbaijani Bicyclist Decides To Pedal Across Half The Known World Through Freezing Snow To Prove That People From Azerbaijan Can Ride Bikes, I Guess?

[AzerNews] Azerbaijani Ramil Ziyadov is still pedaling despite rough wind and 14 degrees below zero of Russia. Cyclist Ramil set off a two-year journey in the name of Azerbaijan, during which he plans to pedal 45,000 kilometers across Eurasia and … Continue reading

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Turns Out Turkeys Fucking Hate Bicyclists Too

[Stamford Advocate] Officials in Hartford had to shoo a turkey out of a downtown hospital, National Geographic News has reported, and a bunch of turkeys once marched up on the porch of a house in Boston and refused to leave, making hostages … Continue reading

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Proof That All Bicyclists Are Reckless Lemmings

[Deadspin] Thanks to this biker’s helmet cam, we get to watch him accidentally follow the first rider’s lead and hit a sick jump that leads nowhere. Wheee! — Call me a pussy, but if I was riding through the woods, crossing … Continue reading

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Bicyclist Somehow Manages To Pedal Into Four Feet Of Mud Without Noticing, Promptly Gets Stuck For Four Hours

[Pattaya Mail] A German bicyclist spent three hours in a muddy ditch at the Mabprachan Reservoir before being pulled out by rescuers. Wolf Minderjahn, 69, drove into the ditch on his mountain bike after getting separated from a friend in … Continue reading

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Another Animal Kingdom Heard From: Cats Have Launched Their First Attack Against The Bicyclist Menace

[FOX Sports] Colombian cyclist Rafael Infantino had a close call of the feline kind during the men’s time trial at the UCI Road World Championships when a cat strayed onto the course. The cat was waiting as Infantino rounded a … Continue reading

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