Idiot Bicyclist Flops Directly Into Lake Michigan

[Barstool SportsThat may have been the best 6 second clip I’ve ever watched. Just perfect. I know we quote the Will Ferrell clip all the time but it really does work here.

Ahhhhh, I’m biking, take a good picture, honey, IM DEAD!

What is there to say? We already know that bicyclists don’t think that the laws of man apply to them. Traffic laws, drug laws, alcohol laws…they think it’s perfectly okay to ignore all of them the minute they strap on their spandex and sit atop a bicycle. So is it REALLY any surprise that these dickheads don’t think the laws of physics apply to them either? I mean I’d love to talk to this guy immediately after this happened. I’d love to know what was going through his head. I guarantee you he is flat out shocked that his bike didn’t take off and hover gracefully over the waves. What the fuck is GRAVITY doing acting on him? He’s a bicyclist for fuck’s sake. They’re above shit like that.

About Falco

I hate bicyclists. My only regret is that I can't grow a beard.
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