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81-Year-Old Bicyclist Rides Past Airport, Promptly Gets Blown the Fuck Away by Jet Engine
[Sacramento Bee] An 81-year-old bicyclist is suing San Luis Obispo Regional Airport and the county after he says he was blown off his recumbent bicycle by the engine blast of a departing jet. A complaint filed in San Luis Obispo … Continue reading
Posted in Mother Nature, Stupidity
Tagged airport, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, injuries, lawsuits, stupid twats
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Dumbass Bicyclist Can’t Tell The Difference Between A Log And An Alligator, Almost Pays The Price
[Earth Touch News] This cyclist (who sounds a bit like someone you might know) is just sick and tired of people putting logs in his paa… Oh wait, that’s not a log. As far as unfazed reactions to reptilian roadblocks … Continue reading
Posted in Animals, Mother Nature
Tagged alligators, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, mother nature, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Mother Nature Continues To Do Her Part: Trees Now Eating Bicycles
A young boy’s lost bicycle has led to a unique piece of natural roadside art on Washington state’sVashon Island, over 50 years later. Traveling off of Vashon Highway, about 50 feet into the woods behind the local Sound Food Café, travelers … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, mother nature, stupid twats, the earth protects itself
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THE EARTH ITSELF Now Opening Up to Swallow Bicyclists
TOLEDO, Ohio – A bicyclist is recovering after riding through a hole Tuesday night. It happened along Holland-Sylvania just south of Airport Highway. We’re told there was a small water main break, and cones were placed at the scene, blocking the … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, the earth protects itself
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