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Monthly Archives: July 2013
Apparently They’re Making Bicycle Seats That Double As Vibrators Now Because That’s Not Going To Cause Any Accidents At All
[Daily Mail] We are always being told to incorporate more exercise into our daily routines – and cycling to work is an excellent way of doing so. And if you were reluctant to hit the pedals before, a new gizmo … Continue reading
Posted in Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, deviants, idiots, natural selection, perverts, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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That Bicyclist With The Possibly-Bullshit Backstory Just Won The Tour De France Which Means The Betting Is Now Open On How Long It Will Be Before He Has To Vacate The Title
So that Chris Froome alien just won the Tour de France, which I have to say I’m pretty thrilled about. I mean I feel like it’s been almost a whole week since the last major bicycling scandal, so the fact … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
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Don’t Look Now But Another Tour De France Bicyclist Is Peddling A “Heroic Story” That Might Actually Be Complete Bullshit
[Deadspin] Tour de France leader Chris Froome’s backstory includes a three-year fight with a rare parasite, bilharzia, and his triumph over inconsistency caused by it to become one of the best riders in the world. One problem: The story might be … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, disappointments, drugs, idiots, Lance Armstrong, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France
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Another Species Heard From: Wolves Hate Bicyclists Too
[Spokesman-Review] Growing up in the Yukon, Melanie Klassen had seen numerous bicycle tourists pedaling the Alaska Highway, but never one with a canine companion running behind him. “I thought it was odd until I saw the panicked look on the … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged Alaska, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, mother nature, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, the earth protects itself
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Douchebag Bicyclist Vs. Angry Lamborghini Owner, WHO YA GOT?!
[supercarsoflondon YouTube via AutoSpies] Jul 7, 2013 – What is going on in LONDON?! People trying to PISS off every supercar owner?! Why are they treated so poorly? This behaviour needs to stop. This cyclist is an utter moron that probably goes … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, London, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Apparently Bicyclists And Fat People Are Now Teaming Up To Steal Porch Swings
[NWF Daily News] NICEVILLE – Who would steal a porch swing? Apparently a man on a bicycle and a heavy-set woman in a pickup truck. A man who lives on McKinley Street called Niceville Police on June 27 to let … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, fat people, Florida, idiots, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclists Inexplicably Continue To Wage War Against Bus Drivers
[Wisconsin State Journal] A bicyclist escaped serious injury due to alert evasive action by a bus driver Friday morning, according to a Madison Police Department report. Police said a bicyclist riding against traffic at about 7:15 a.m. “turned right into … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, heroes, idiots, natural selection, public transportation, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Dog Almost Causes Massive Crash At The Tour De France, Proves Once Again That The Entire Animal Kingdom Is On My Side
[TIME] Quelle horreur! A small dog nearly caused a not-small crash at the Tour de France this weekend after he got loose and dashed across the racetrack. The incident occurred just a few miles from the finish line during the event’s second stage. … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, dogs, mother nature, natural selection, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, the earth protects itself, Tour de France
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 