Monthly Archives: July 2013

Apparently They’re Making Bicycle Seats That Double As Vibrators Now Because That’s Not Going To Cause Any Accidents At All

[Daily Mail] We are always being told to incorporate more exercise into our daily routines – and cycling to work is an excellent way of doing so.  And if you were reluctant to hit the pedals before, a new gizmo … Continue reading

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That Bicyclist With The Possibly-Bullshit Backstory Just Won The Tour De France Which Means The Betting Is Now Open On How Long It Will Be Before He Has To Vacate The Title

So that Chris Froome alien just won the Tour de France, which I have to say I’m pretty thrilled about. I mean I feel like it’s been almost a whole week since the last major bicycling scandal, so the fact … Continue reading

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Don’t Look Now But Another Tour De France Bicyclist Is Peddling A “Heroic Story” That Might Actually Be Complete Bullshit

[Deadspin] Tour de France leader Chris Froome’s backstory includes a three-year fight with a rare parasite, bilharzia, and his triumph over inconsistency caused by it to become one of the best riders in the world. One problem: The story might be … Continue reading

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Another Species Heard From: Wolves Hate Bicyclists Too

[Spokesman-Review] Growing up in the Yukon, Melanie Klassen had seen numerous bicycle tourists pedaling the Alaska Highway, but never one with a canine companion running behind him. “I thought it was odd until I saw the panicked look on the … Continue reading

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Douchebag Bicyclist Vs. Angry Lamborghini Owner, WHO YA GOT?!

[supercarsoflondon YouTube via AutoSpies] Jul 7, 2013 – What is going on in LONDON?! People trying to PISS off every supercar owner?! Why are they treated so poorly? This behaviour needs to stop. This cyclist is an utter moron that probably goes … Continue reading

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Apparently Bicyclists And Fat People Are Now Teaming Up To Steal Porch Swings

[NWF Daily News] NICEVILLE – Who would steal a porch swing? Apparently a man on a bicycle and a heavy-set woman in a pickup truck. A man who lives on McKinley Street called Niceville Police on June 27 to let … Continue reading

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Bicyclists Inexplicably Continue To Wage War Against Bus Drivers

[Wisconsin State Journal] A bicyclist escaped serious injury due to alert evasive action by a bus driver Friday morning, according to a Madison Police Department report. Police said a bicyclist riding against traffic at about 7:15 a.m. “turned right into … Continue reading

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