Douchebag Bicyclist Vs. Angry Lamborghini Owner, WHO YA GOT?!

[supercarsoflondon YouTube via AutoSpies] Jul 7, 2013 – What is going on in LONDON?! People trying to PISS off every supercar owner?! Why are they treated so poorly? This behaviour needs to stop. This cyclist is an utter moron that probably goes back to his dinner party thinking he is some sort of HERO!

Not much to add from the video description here, except to say that Lamborghini owners complaining that they’re disciminated against is just about the most absurd thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Listen the moment, and I mean the MOMENT I have enough money buy a Lamborghini is the moment I stop giving one single fuck what anyone else thinks of me. So cool your jets there, “supercarsoflondon.”

That said, it’s ridiculous that this guy thinks that bicyclist did this because he was targeting supercar owners. Uhhh, news flash: that bicyclist would have done that to any car. Honestly the dude probably didn’t even know it was a Lambo he just cut off. All he wanted to do was exactly what every bicyclist in the world wants to do: inconvenience drivers and pedestrians. You see the way he cuts out into the street? Probably means he just finished riding around the sidewalk running over pedestrians there too. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned about bicyclists, it’s that he was probably drunk and carrying meth, too. Kinda crazy how every single bicyclist in the world is a lawless savage, right? Guess all that pedaling just unravels your brain after a while or something. I dunno. I’m not a scientist. I just look at what the facts tell me is all.

PS. All this is without even addressing that the Lamborghini owner could have flat out DESTROYED that bicyclist. Like all his foot had to do is slip onto the gas pedal and there honestly might not have even been enough left of the dude to recover. Typical delusional bicyclist behavior. And these guys can’t figure out why so many of them get run over. Complete fuckin mystery to them.

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About Falco

I hate bicyclists. My only regret is that I can't grow a beard.
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One Response to Douchebag Bicyclist Vs. Angry Lamborghini Owner, WHO YA GOT?!

  1. r3dbull4dd1kt says:

    the ONLY time it would be totally justified to fuck up a Lambo…I would willingly chip in my spare change for the bodywork, just to watch the Spandex-clad sociopath get owned by a supercar…

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