Monthly Archives: June 2013

Remember That Meth Head Bicyclist From The Other Day? Well Someone Else Just HAD To One-Up Him

[Morning Sun] PITTSBURGH – A bicyclist riding on the sidewalk in downtown Pittsburg Tuesday morning caught the eye of a Pittsburg Police Department officer, who attempted to make contact with the individual about a city ordinance violation. According to a … Continue reading

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I Always Knew Bicyclists Were Drunken Assholes But Apparently They’re Meth Heads Now Too

[Redding Record Searchlight] A man riding his bicycle in Red Bluff early this morning was arrested on suspicion of several drug-related charges after officers said they found a sunglasses case full of methamphetamine that belonged to him. An officer stopped … Continue reading

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Apparently Philadelphia Heard My Cries Because They Are Cracking The Fuck Down On These Lawless Two-Wheeled Sociopaths

[Philly Curbed] Apparently, the scourge of the Philadelphia roads these days is the flock of two wheeled steel pony pilots: they’re biking upstream (known by those in the know as “salmoning”), running red lights, and causing general mayhem and commotion (okay, this … Continue reading

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Bicyclist Tries To Start Some Shit, Gets The Ever Loving Fuck Beaten Out Of Him By A Bunch Of Skateboarders

[Komo News] SEATTLE — A group of skateboarders viciously beat and possibly robbed a cyclist while he was riding home Sunday evening in downtown Seattle, according to the Seattle Police Department. The victim was riding north in the bike lane … Continue reading

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Bicyclist Runs Red Light And Gets Nailed By Cab And WHOA HEY HOLD UP, The “DC Bike Party” Is A Thing?

[Jalopnik] The D.C. Bike Party strongly advises that two-wheeled participants in its group rides stay in a group, keep a reasonable speed, and always stop at red lights. This video shows what happens when you break those rules – you get totally … Continue reading

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“Drunken Bicyclist Arrested After Fleeing While Making Siren Noise” Is Both The Best And Least Surprising Headline Ever

[Gainesville Sun] A bicyclist who witnesses said was drunk and repeatedly falling off his bike into traffic was arrested on multiple charges after an officer confronted him and he fled on the bike while making a siren noise with his … Continue reading

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Everyone Knows I’m A Giant Technology Geek But If Bicyclists Start Using This “Augmented Reality Helmet” I’m Going To Wish We Had Never So Much As Discovered Fire

[Digital Trends] According to a CNET report, a Moscow-based company called LiveMap, is developing a new helmet for bikers that features a head-mounted display, built in navigation and Siri-like voice recognition. The headgear will feature a translucent, color display that’s projected on … Continue reading

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