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Monthly Archives: December 2013
Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: Bicyclist Arrested For Carrying Weed And (Wait For It) Meth
I love this bicyclist’s game. Don’t like it. LOVE it. Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, failures, heroes, idiots, marijuana, meth, natural selection, police, pot, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Avenging Angel Lance Armstrong Continues To Blaze A Path For Champions Of Truth And Justice Everywhere
[ESPN] Lance Armstrong acknowledges he hasn’t been the nicest guy in the world, but he says if he had to do it over again, he would still dope because everyone else in cycling was doping too. “I knew what my competitors … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, drugs, heroes, Lance Armstrong, stupid twats, Tour de France
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Splat
Sorry for the lack of updates lately. I don’t actually have any content for today, I just wanted to say that this might be the funniest picture I’ve ever seen in my entire life. (image source)
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Some Asshole Bicycled Across Europe And Asia So Now China Is Supposed To Free Tibet Or Something
[Las Vegas Sun] A 42-year-old Tibetan has arrived at the headquarters of the government-in-exile in India after cycling through Europe and Asia in a campaign protesting China’s heavy-handed rule in the Himalayan region. Scores of people lined the streets of … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, China, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Tibet, vagabonds
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