Monthly Archives: August 2012

BREAKING: Bicyclists Not Actually Exempt From All Laws and Human Decency

Q. Honker: What are the traffic laws regarding bicyclists? Traveling along Santiago Canyon Road, I see bikes going through red lights, crisscrossing traffic lanes, running stop signs. Aren’t they under the same laws as motor vehicles? Does it matter if they are … Continue reading

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I Can’t Even Write a Headline, There Are Literally No Fucking Words

Bicycling is cool if you’re going down a mountain or winning the Tour de France. It’s a bit dorky in any other scenario. It makes sense if you live in an urban area, but you are giving up a touch of … Continue reading

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Bicyclists Just Flashing Guns at Schools Now

A bicyclist with a holstered handgun was detained by police and released without charges this morning after causing a lockdown at Grand Junction High School. The bicyclist, a man who Grand Junction Police Sgt. Dave Stassen described to be in … Continue reading

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Bicyclists Are Such Ridiculous Hypocrites I Can’t Even Stand It

Free speech? Natalie Plummer was reportedly just trying to be neighborly when she spotted a police speed trap on her way home (via bicycle) in Houston. She quickly made and held up a makeshift sign to warn drivers, which the … Continue reading

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I Don’t Think I Have Ever in My Life Hated Anyone As Much As I Hate This “World’s Smallest Bicycle” Guy

  Finally, a bicycle that fits into a day pack … and a man who knows how to ride it! The accompanying video, which has gone viral during the past few days, shows a Russian cyclist pulling out an entire … Continue reading

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Bicyclists Are Literally the Only People in the Entire World Who Think Bicycle Cops Are Totally Awesome

Would you like to see the police utilize bicycle patrols more often? Are you concerned about how the PPB handles marches and protests? The City of Portland and the Portland Police Bureau is forming a new group of citizens to … Continue reading

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Contender for Dumbest Bicyclist Ever Just Riding Around with Stolen Property and Three Outstanding Warrants

A man stopped by Napa police for a warrant check ended up being booked into jail on suspicion of possessing a wallet, identification and credit cards that had allegedly been reported stolen, police said. Kristopher Scott Booth, a 38-year-old Napa … Continue reading

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