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Category Archives: Drugs
Whether 20 Years Old or 90 Years Old, You Can Always Count On A Bicyclist To Dope
[Deadspin] Last July, 90-year-old cyclist Carl Grove was the lone competitor in his age group at the U.S. Masters Track Championships, where he set an age-group world record in the individual pursuit with a time of 3:06:129. Sadly, Grove subsequently … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bikes, cycling, cyclist, cyclists
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Typical Idiot Bicyclist Rides Right Past A Cop While Carrying All Of His Meth Cooking Ingredients
[Muncie Star Press] MUNCIE – Two months ago, a bicyclist carrying a bottle of Rooto household lye drain opener rode past a state police officer sitting in his unmarked car in an alley off of Kilgore Avenue. That observation eventually … Continue reading
No Surprises Here, Just A Gang Of Sky-High, Knife-Wielding Bicyclists Resisting Arrest After A Ketamine Factory Bust
[Cambridge News] Rogue cyclists were “reluctant” to stop for police in Cambridge amid a week-long crime blitz during which a ketamine factory was raided. Officers said some cyclists proved difficult to bring to a halt when they were spotted in … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bike, biker, bikes, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, drugs, England, failures, idiots, ketamine, marijuana, natural selection, police, pot, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: Bicyclist Arrested For Carrying Weed And (Wait For It) Meth
I love this bicyclist’s game. Don’t like it. LOVE it. Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, failures, heroes, idiots, marijuana, meth, natural selection, police, pot, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Dumbass Bicyclist Apparently Has No Idea How To Hide Drugs Or Use A Condom
[The Observer] A 35-year-old Sarnia woman police allege was carrying nine grams of marijuana wrapped in condoms, as well as five hydromorphone (a narcotic pain reliever) pills in her purse, was arrested Wednesday evening after she was stopped on her … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
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I Don’t Know What It Is With Bicyclists And Meth, But Here’s Another Bicyclist Arrested For Riding Around With A Mobile Meth Lab On His Back
[Naples News] Police arrested a bicyclist Wednesday night who was allegedly traveling with a mobile meth lab in Fort Myers. Officers patrolling the area of Fairview and Edgewood avenues conducted a traffic stop on two men for riding bicycles without … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, Florida, idiots, meth, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Just A Typical Bicyclist Running Red Lights On A Stolen Bike While Carrying Crystal Meth And A Concealed Weapon
[London Community News] A cyclist stopped by London police for running red light is facing several drug and weapons charges. According to the London Police Service (LPS) two members of the Community Foot Patrol Unit saw a man ride his … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, England, failures, idiots, London, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Remember That Meth Head Bicyclist From The Other Day? Well Someone Else Just HAD To One-Up Him
[Morning Sun] PITTSBURGH – A bicyclist riding on the sidewalk in downtown Pittsburg Tuesday morning caught the eye of a Pittsburg Police Department officer, who attempted to make contact with the individual about a city ordinance violation. According to a … Continue reading
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I Always Knew Bicyclists Were Drunken Assholes But Apparently They’re Meth Heads Now Too
[Redding Record Searchlight] A man riding his bicycle in Red Bluff early this morning was arrested on suspicion of several drug-related charges after officers said they found a sunglasses case full of methamphetamine that belonged to him. An officer stopped … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, meth, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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