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If You’re Going To Steal A Bicycle From A Gross Barn, Take The Five Seconds To Dust The Cobwebs Off Before You Ride Away

MADISON, Ind. (AP) — Southern Indiana police say a tip from an observant citizen who noticed a cobweb-covered man riding a bicycle led to the arrests of two men for allegedly stealing bikes from a barn. The Jefferson County Sheriff’s … Continue reading

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Note To Bicyclists: Cutting Off The President’s Motorcade Is Probably Not The Best Idea

[TIME] A New York City bicyclist learned his lesson Thursday after he tried to ride a bicycle in front of President Barack Obama’s motorcade. Video posted by Instagram user mattpeco shows a man on a Citibike bicycle attempting to ride through … Continue reading

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Did You Hear The One About The Bicyclist Who Tried To Kidnap A 15-Year-Old Girl?

[The Register-Guard] A man on a bicycle harassed a 15-year-old girl Monday north of the Owosso Bridge, Eugene police said. Officers said the man, possibly in his early 40s, attempted to talk to the girl and repeatedly grabbed her arm, … Continue reading

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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Bicyclist Arrested For Impersonating A Police Officer?

[WIBX 950] A Lockport man was arrested, charged with impersonating a state trooper. 46-Year-old Richard Godfrey was taken into custody after residents called 911 when a man on a bicycle knocked on their door, identified himself as a trooper, and asked … Continue reading

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Bicyclists Are Just Up And Murdering War Hero Combat Dogs Now

[Fox News] A bomb-sniffing combat dog named Mike survived two tours of duty in Iraq but not the streets of a bucolic little town in Wyoming. The 9-year-old Belgian Malinois was shot and killed in Powell last Saturday by a … Continue reading

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No Headline Has Ever Surprised Me Less Than “Gun-Toting Bicyclist Arrested With Drugs”

[KXXV] WACO – A man is in jail after running from authorities following a bicycle traffic stop. Police say they pulled the man over around 2:15 Tuesday morning in the 2100 block of Dutton Ave. because he was riding his bike … Continue reading

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Bicyclists Officially Declare Themselves Enemies Of Beer, Stage The Most Pathetic Vehicular Assault Of All Time

[Fittish] On Saturday, May 23, Minneapolis-based haters of the 16-seat drinker-powered mobile pubs could contain their loathing no longer, posting a call on the local“I hate the Pedal Pub” Facebook page for fellow haters to meet at a local park at … Continue reading

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