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Bicyclists Officially Declare Themselves Enemies Of Beer, Stage The Most Pathetic Vehicular Assault Of All Time
[Fittish] On Saturday, May 23, Minneapolis-based haters of the 16-seat drinker-powered mobile pubs could contain their loathing no longer, posting a call on the local“I hate the Pedal Pub” Facebook page for fellow haters to meet at a local park at … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, drunks, Mad Max, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Pedal Pubs, police, road warrior
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Bad News Guys: Apparently Getting Drunk And Pretending To Be A Cop So You Can Arrest Bicyclists Is Now Illegal For Some Reason
[Channel 3000] MADISON, Wis. – A 25-year-old Madison man was arrested after demanding that a man on a bicycle pay him a fine for riding a bike on a sidewalk, according to police. Police said Michael P. Moran, 25, was intoxicated … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drunks, heroes, idiots, Madison, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds, Wisconsin
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“Drunken Bicyclist Arrested After Fleeing While Making Siren Noise” Is Both The Best And Least Surprising Headline Ever
[Gainesville Sun] A bicyclist who witnesses said was drunk and repeatedly falling off his bike into traffic was arrested on multiple charges after an officer confronted him and he fled on the bike while making a siren noise with his … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, drunks, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Another Day, Another Bicyclist Getting Shitfaced and Riding Around Town
Police will allege the man was swerving across Bower Rd and struggling to maintain control of his bike when a patrol spotted him about 10.30pm. The Queenstown man, 37, almost collapsed on the road, police said. When breath tested, he … Continue reading
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Drunk Bicyclist Apparently Thinks That Her Bike Makes Her Exempt From All Laws
BRIDGEPORT — While a 21-year-old woman was driving her car down State Street Wednesday around 10:30 a.m., she said a woman, drinking beer and riding a bicycle, struck her gray Toyota Camry. The driver said she was driving in the left lane, … Continue reading
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