Monthly Archives: May 2013

Old Man Sprays Bicyclist With Bear Spray, Which Honestly Seems Like A Horrible Waste Of Bear Spray

Posted on May 27, 2013 by Falco

[WPXI] A 68-year-old man who sprayed bear repellent at a bicyclist on Sauvie Island pleaded guilty Tuesday tounlawfully using mace against a person and was sentenced to mental-health treatment. Kenneth Lyle Tester also was sentenced to two years of bench probation and ordered not … Continue reading →

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I’ve Never Hated Anyone As Much As I Hate This Hipster Bicyclist Who Rides Around With His Fucking Cat On His Shoulder

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Falco

[AP] For bicyclist Rudi Saldia, you could say a cat is his co-pilot. Saldia often buzzes around Philadelphia with his year-old feline Mary Jane perched on his shoulder. Their urban adventures have turned heads on the street and garnered big hits … Continue reading →

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SITE MAINTENANCE

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Falco

As you can see, I’ve added an email address to the sidebar. Since many of you seem fond of leaving hateful messages here, I thought I’d give you an outlet to send your hate mail to me directly. I look … Continue reading →

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It’s “Bike To Work Day” Here In DC, So This Is It, This Is The Day I Kill Myself

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Falco

[WJLA] Commuter Connections and the Washington Area Bicyclist Association are celebrating Bike to Work Day today. More than 13,000 area commuters will be taking part in this clean, fun and healthy way to get to work. More than 70 pit stops throughout D.C., … Continue reading →

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Apparently Fat People Aren’t Allowed To Participate In That NYC Bike Share Program And Now I Am Just Goddamn Confused

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Falco

[New York Post] Can obese cyclists sign up for the city’s new bike-share program? Fat chance! It is “prohibited” for any rider who weighs more than 260 pounds to sign up for the soon-to-launch initiative — prompting backlash from riders … Continue reading →

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Serious Question: Is Bloomberg Secretly Trying To Kill Every Bicyclist In New York City?

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Falco

[CBS New York, via our friends at Hoboken411] Across Manhattan, bike share docking stations are spreading, and so is the backlash. Even people excited about the program say they’re upset over the implementation. Call it “installation frustration.” The bike share docking station moved into position … Continue reading →

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Big Fucking Surprise: In All That Time I Was Away, Bicyclists Still Haven’t Stopped Trying To Kidnapp Little Kids

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Falco

[The Age] Police are investigating whether the attempted abduction of a nine-year-old girl in Melbourne’s north could have been carried out by the same man who attempted to sexually assault a woman in the area last week. Detectives from the … Continue reading →

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