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Monthly Archives: May 2013
Old Man Sprays Bicyclist With Bear Spray, Which Honestly Seems Like A Horrible Waste Of Bear Spray
[WPXI] A 68-year-old man who sprayed bear repellent at a bicyclist on Sauvie Island pleaded guilty Tuesday tounlawfully using mace against a person and was sentenced to mental-health treatment. Kenneth Lyle Tester also was sentenced to two years of bench probation and ordered not … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, idiots, Oregon, stupid twats
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I’ve Never Hated Anyone As Much As I Hate This Hipster Bicyclist Who Rides Around With His Fucking Cat On His Shoulder
[AP] For bicyclist Rudi Saldia, you could say a cat is his co-pilot. Saldia often buzzes around Philadelphia with his year-old feline Mary Jane perched on his shoulder. Their urban adventures have turned heads on the street and garnered big hits … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycle couriers, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, Philadelphia, stupid twats, vagabonds
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As you can see, I’ve added an email address to the sidebar. Since many of you seem fond of leaving hateful messages here, I thought I’d give you an outlet to send your hate mail to me directly. I look … Continue reading
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It’s “Bike To Work Day” Here In DC, So This Is It, This Is The Day I Kill Myself
[WJLA] Commuter Connections and the Washington Area Bicyclist Association are celebrating Bike to Work Day today. More than 13,000 area commuters will be taking part in this clean, fun and healthy way to get to work. More than 70 pit stops throughout D.C., … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, DC, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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Apparently Fat People Aren’t Allowed To Participate In That NYC Bike Share Program And Now I Am Just Goddamn Confused
[New York Post] Can obese cyclists sign up for the city’s new bike-share program? Fat chance! It is “prohibited” for any rider who weighs more than 260 pounds to sign up for the soon-to-launch initiative — prompting backlash from riders … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, Bikeshare, biking, crybabies, fat people, natural selection, New York, road warrior, stupid twats
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Serious Question: Is Bloomberg Secretly Trying To Kill Every Bicyclist In New York City?
[CBS New York, via our friends at Hoboken411] Across Manhattan, bike share docking stations are spreading, and so is the backlash. Even people excited about the program say they’re upset over the implementation. Call it “installation frustration.” The bike share docking station moved into position … Continue reading
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Tagged bicyclist, bike, biker, Bikeshare, biking, natural selection, New York, road warrior, stupid twats
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Big Fucking Surprise: In All That Time I Was Away, Bicyclists Still Haven’t Stopped Trying To Kidnapp Little Kids
[The Age] Police are investigating whether the attempted abduction of a nine-year-old girl in Melbourne’s north could have been carried out by the same man who attempted to sexually assault a woman in the area last week. Detectives from the … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, failures, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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