Monthly Archives: October 2013

Celebratory Interlude

Posted on October 31, 2013 by Falco

As a native New Englander, I’d be remiss if I didn’t congratulate the Boston Red Sox on winning the World Series, as well as let you know that, since I’ll be heading up to Boston for the parade, the bike … Continue reading →

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DC Bicyclists Are Organizing A “Donut Crawl” And I’ve Never Been So Torn In My Entire Life

Posted on October 28, 2013 by Falco

[DCist] Has doughnut worship in the District reached its apotheosis yet? Maybe. But if you want to find out firsthand, there will be a pub crawl-style tour next month to seek out the best places to get the treats in D.C. … Continue reading →

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Hide Yo Kids: Bicyclists Just Riding Up To Teenagers And Punching Them In The Face Now

Posted on October 25, 2013 by Falco

[Hull Daily Mail] A teenage boy was hit in the face by a stranger on a bicycle. Police are appealing for information after a 15-year-old boy was hit by a man in Hessle. The boy had been standing with a … Continue reading →

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Pack Of Bicyclist Thugs Terrorize Neighborhood, Succeed In Driving Poor Old Man Insane

Posted on October 23, 2013 by Falco

[Daily Mail] A video has emerged of a motorist brandishing a baseball bat to confront members of a suburban Houston cycling team after allegedly hitting one of them with his car. Sherman Clark, 74, of Conroe, can be seen in … Continue reading →

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NYC Bicyclists Finally Have A Pro-Bicycling Candidate For Mayor, Promptly Attempt To Run Him The Fuck Over

Posted on October 22, 2013 by Falco

[NY Daily News] Bill de Blasio almost got mowed down by a zooming Citi Bike Thursday morning. The mayoral front-runner was leaving a union rally near City Hall Park in lower Manhattan when he stepped into the bike lane on … Continue reading →

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Some Of You Are Finding This Blog Using Some Pretty Fucked Up Search Terms

Posted on October 18, 2013 by Falco

One of the things I like about WordPress is that it conveniently catalogues all of the search terms that people have used to find this blog (well, most of them. I’d love to know what lurks into the 2,600-strong “unknown … Continue reading →

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I Don’t Know What It Is With Bicyclists And Meth, But Here’s Another Bicyclist Arrested For Riding Around With A Mobile Meth Lab On His Back

Posted on October 18, 2013 by Falco

[Naples News] Police arrested a bicyclist Wednesday night who was allegedly traveling with a mobile meth lab in Fort Myers. Officers patrolling the area of Fairview and Edgewood avenues conducted a traffic stop on two men for riding bicycles without … Continue reading →

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Just A Typical Bicyclist Running Red Lights On A Stolen Bike While Carrying Crystal Meth And A Concealed Weapon

Posted on October 17, 2013 by Falco

[London Community News] A cyclist stopped by London police for running red light is facing several drug and weapons charges. According to the London Police Service (LPS) two members of the Community Foot Patrol Unit saw a man ride his … Continue reading →

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Is American Hero Lance Armstrong Secretly Trolling Around The UK Pissing Off Bicyclists By Shattering All Of Their Records?

Posted on October 16, 2013 by Falco

[The Telegraph] A mysterious cyclist has been stalking the Home Counties over the last week, putting in staggering performances which have knocked professional cyclists off the top spots on Strava leagues of the most popular climbs surrounding London. “J P”, … Continue reading →

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Apparently London Bicyclists Are All Pissed Off Because A Firefighter Said Bike Accidents Are A “Problem.” No, really.

Posted on October 14, 2013 by Falco

[London 24] There is a “big problem” with cyclists on London’s roads, a member of the London Fire Brigade (LFB) has been reported as saying, sparking criticism from cycling campaigners. The LFB crew member, who was attending an incident in … Continue reading →

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