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Tag Archives: drugs
Typical Idiot Bicyclist Rides Right Past A Cop While Carrying All Of His Meth Cooking Ingredients
[Muncie Star Press] MUNCIE – Two months ago, a bicyclist carrying a bottle of Rooto household lye drain opener rode past a state police officer sitting in his unmarked car in an alley off of Kilgore Avenue. That observation eventually … Continue reading
No Surprises Here, Just A Gang Of Sky-High, Knife-Wielding Bicyclists Resisting Arrest After A Ketamine Factory Bust
[Cambridge News] Rogue cyclists were “reluctant” to stop for police in Cambridge amid a week-long crime blitz during which a ketamine factory was raided. Officers said some cyclists proved difficult to bring to a halt when they were spotted in … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: Bicyclist Arrested For Carrying Weed And (Wait For It) Meth
I love this bicyclist’s game. Don’t like it. LOVE it. Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, failures, heroes, idiots, marijuana, meth, natural selection, police, pot, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Avenging Angel Lance Armstrong Continues To Blaze A Path For Champions Of Truth And Justice Everywhere
[ESPN] Lance Armstrong acknowledges he hasn’t been the nicest guy in the world, but he says if he had to do it over again, he would still dope because everyone else in cycling was doping too. “I knew what my competitors … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, drugs, heroes, Lance Armstrong, stupid twats, Tour de France
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This ‘Cyclr’ Blog Is NOT Happy With Me
[Cyclr] We everyday cyclists may think that we are giving the world a hand by reducing congestion, carbon emissions and the strain on the NHS by keeping ourselves healthy, all while doing the thing we love most. But, as we all … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, Cyclr, darwinism, drugs, idiots, inmates running the asylum, Lance Armstrong, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Dumbass Bicyclist Apparently Has No Idea How To Hide Drugs Or Use A Condom
[The Observer] A 35-year-old Sarnia woman police allege was carrying nine grams of marijuana wrapped in condoms, as well as five hydromorphone (a narcotic pain reliever) pills in her purse, was arrested Wednesday evening after she was stopped on her … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, Canada, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, disappointments, drugs, idiots, marijuana, natural selection, police, pot, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Just A Typical Bicyclist Running Red Lights On A Stolen Bike While Carrying Crystal Meth And A Concealed Weapon
[London Community News] A cyclist stopped by London police for running red light is facing several drug and weapons charges. According to the London Police Service (LPS) two members of the Community Foot Patrol Unit saw a man ride his … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, England, failures, idiots, London, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Don’t Look Now But Another Tour De France Bicyclist Is Peddling A “Heroic Story” That Might Actually Be Complete Bullshit
[Deadspin] Tour de France leader Chris Froome’s backstory includes a three-year fight with a rare parasite, bilharzia, and his triumph over inconsistency caused by it to become one of the best riders in the world. One problem: The story might be … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, disappointments, drugs, idiots, Lance Armstrong, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France
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Remember That Meth Head Bicyclist From The Other Day? Well Someone Else Just HAD To One-Up Him
[Morning Sun] PITTSBURGH – A bicyclist riding on the sidewalk in downtown Pittsburg Tuesday morning caught the eye of a Pittsburg Police Department officer, who attempted to make contact with the individual about a city ordinance violation. According to a … Continue reading
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I Always Knew Bicyclists Were Drunken Assholes But Apparently They’re Meth Heads Now Too
[Redding Record Searchlight] A man riding his bicycle in Red Bluff early this morning was arrested on suspicion of several drug-related charges after officers said they found a sunglasses case full of methamphetamine that belonged to him. An officer stopped … Continue reading
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