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Note To Bicyclists: Cutting Off The President’s Motorcade Is Probably Not The Best Idea

[TIME] A New York City bicyclist learned his lesson Thursday after he tried to ride a bicycle in front of President Barack Obama’s motorcade. Video posted by Instagram user mattpeco shows a man on a Citibike bicycle attempting to ride through … Continue reading

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Been A While Since I Posted, Hasn’t It? Anyway, Here’s A Story About A Kangaroo Exploding A Bicyclist’s Fake Boobs

(AP) CANBERRA, Australia — A woman says she and a friend were injured when they were jumped by a kangaroo while cycling in an Australian wine region. Sharon Heinrich, 45, said Monday that she and her friend Helen Salter, 47, were … Continue reading

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Dumbass Bicyclist Can’t Tell The Difference Between A Log And An Alligator, Almost Pays The Price

[Earth Touch News] This cyclist (who sounds a bit like someone you might know) is just sick and tired of people putting logs in his paa… Oh wait, that’s not a log.  As far as unfazed reactions to reptilian roadblocks … Continue reading

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Does It Get Any More Pathetic Than A Bicyclist Losing A Fight To A Kite?

[Coconuts Hong Kong] A woman has been left shaken and scarred after being sliced by the string of a “stunt kite” in Tai Po this weekend. The incident reportedly occurred at around 6pm on Saturday, near Plover Cove Main Dam. … Continue reading

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I Bet You Thought Those Inflatable Bike Helmets Were Pretty Stupid, Didn’t You? Well Guess What, You Were Right!

[Cycling Weekly – Link to Instagram Video] True to the claim that the helmet will deploy at speed, this one went off as a man put on his coat in a shop. The Hövding Airbag helmet was released to much speculation earlier … Continue reading

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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Bicyclist Arrested For Impersonating A Police Officer?

[WIBX 950] A Lockport man was arrested, charged with impersonating a state trooper. 46-Year-old Richard Godfrey was taken into custody after residents called 911 when a man on a bicycle knocked on their door, identified himself as a trooper, and asked … Continue reading

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Serious Question: Does It Even Count As Assault If You Give The Guy 10 Seconds To Get Out Of The Way Of Your Fist?

[The Evening Standard – Click link for video] This is the moment a cyclist was punched in the face after confronting a motorist who nearly knocked him off his bike. The 47-year-old man had been riding his bicycle along Ripple Street, Barking … Continue reading

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