Monthly Archives: August 2013

Dumb Piece Of Shit Bicyclist Gets Caught Stealing A Bike Police Were Using In A Sting Operation…Oh Yeah And He Was Already Riding A Bike

[NJ.com] A Jersey City man was busted early last Thursday after he swiped a bike that cops had placed on Grove Street as part of a sting operation, officials said. Reacting to a rash of bike thefts near the Grove Street … Continue reading

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Bad News Guys: Apparently Getting Drunk And Pretending To Be A Cop So You Can Arrest Bicyclists Is Now Illegal For Some Reason

[Channel 3000] MADISON, Wis. – A 25-year-old Madison man was arrested after demanding that a man on a bicycle pay him a fine for riding a bike on a sidewalk, according to police. Police said Michael P. Moran, 25, was intoxicated … Continue reading

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Anytime A Bicyclist Blows Through A Stop Sign You Can Just Go Ahead And Blame Idaho, Apparently

[Bike League] Idaho passed its law allowing bicyclists to treat stop signs as yield signs and red lights as stop signs in 1982. Since that time many bicycling advocates have attempted to spread this law to other states, and have been … Continue reading

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This Should Probably Come As No Surprise, But Bicyclists Apparently Don’t Even Care About Their Own Kids

[KFSM] A West Fork man is facing multiple charges, including two felonies, after police said he crashed his bicycle while pulling his 4-year-old son in a buggy Saturday night. Mark Fochtman, 29, was booked in the Washington County Detention Center on … Continue reading

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Nothing To See Here, Just A Typical Bicyclist Pushing A 70-Year-Old Man Into Traffic

[Bellingham Herald] BELLINGHAM – A bicyclist shoved a 70-year-old Bellingham man into traffic Friday morning, Aug. 23, where he hit his head and nearly got run over by an SUV on Northwest Avenue. Steve Hicks, the driver of the oncoming SUV, … Continue reading

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Turns Out The NYC Cabbie Who Ran Over That Poor British Tourist Was Trying To Get Away From A Bicyclist Who Was Screaming And Punching His Cab

[Edmonton Journal] The cab driver who plowed into Green said that driving a New York City taxi is too stressful and told a newspaper that “I need more suitable job.” Mohammed Faysal Himon told the New York Post the accident happened … Continue reading

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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: Bicyclist Runs Over Pedestrian, Starts Destroying Property, Yelling Racial Slurs, And Waving His Penis Around

[MLive] Police say 50-year-old Ferndale resident Anthony Zanetti became irate after he crashed his bicycle into the back of a man and fell. Police say the black man struck by Zanetti attempted to help the bicyclist up, but Zanetti began shouting … Continue reading

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