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This Politician’s Bicyclist-Trolling Game Makes Me Look Like A Fucking Amateur
[Samuel Warde] Washington State has long been a cyclist’s haven, with terrific bike trails through the woods and along the roads. Cyclists are everywhere in Washington State and according to an article in Forbes, Seattle ranks in the top twenty … Continue reading
Posted in Hall of Fame
Tagged Anti-Bicyclist Hall of Fame, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, Hall of Fame, heroes, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Washington
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If You Think Being Four Years Old Means You Don’t Have To Obey Cycling Laws, Think The Fuck Again
[People] It was a slow day of crime in Grantham, England, on March 9, apparently. Sophie Lindley, 4, was biking along Trent Road with her dad, when a police officer approached her and said she had to get off the … Continue reading
Lance Armstrong Gives His Bicyclist Detractors A Giant Middle Finger, Says If He Could Go Back In Time He’d Cheat All Over Again
[BBC] Shamed cyclist Lance Armstrong believes the time is coming when he should be forgiven for doping and lying – and told the BBC he would probably do it again. Armstrong, 43, was stripped of his record seven Tour de France … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, heroes, Lance Armstrong, savages, Tour de France
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The Following Is A Piece Of 100% Real, Actual Hate Mail That I Received The Other Day
He got me with the “(not)” though. Just an absolutely brutal diss to end with, I am floored, just floored by the disrespect. Continue reading
Looks Like Londoners Are Finally Starting To Fight Back Against The Bicyclist Scourge
[Sevenoaks Chronicle] BIGGIN Hill villagers have rounded on cycling clubs this week with a public sign labelling them ‘lycra louts’. Clubs travelling through the village have been slammed by villagers for ‘polluting’ the area with their route markers. The notice … Continue reading
My Best Friend Courtland Milloy Is At It Again With A Firsthand Account Of The Institutionalized Insanity Of DC Bicyclist Groups
[Washington Post] After writing about how aggravating rude and reckless bicyclists can be for motorists like myself, I was invited by some bikers to see the road from their point of view. …. And that’s my biggest problem with bikers … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, DC, heroes, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Did WaPo’s Courtland Milloy And I Just Become Best Friends?
[Washington Post] I have to hand it to the bicyclists in the D.C. area. They’ve got more nerve than an L.A. biker gang. And some can be just as nasty. They fight to have bike lanes routed throughout the city, … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bike share, biker, bikers, bikes, Bikeshare, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, DC, failures, heroes, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, police, public transportation, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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How Is It Even Possible To Make A Canadian Police Officer So Mad He Punches You In The Face?
[CBC News] A Vancouver police officer accused of assaulting a cyclist during an arrest that was videotaped and posted on Facebook, pleaded not guilty in court today. The incident happened in March 2013 in downtown Vancouver, while Const. Ismail Bhabha was handcuffing cyclist … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, Canada, convict scum, crybabies, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, failures, heroes, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds, Vancouver
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Top Gear Gets It.
I know the internet tends to go off on a massive circlejerk when it comes to Top Gear, so I’ll just admit right now that I’m not particularly interested in car-centric television shows and I can count on one hand … Continue reading
Homeless People In Oregon Are Treating Bike Paths Like Their Own Personal Toilet And I For One Couldn’t Be Prouder
[Statesman Journal] The underpass tells the story of homelessness in Salem. Waste thrown away by humans and waste excreted by humans line the passageways that supposedly are for use by pedestrians and bicyclists along Portland Road NE. The railroad underpass in the … Continue reading
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