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Bono May Never Play Guitar Again Because He Got Run Over By A Bicyclist While Also Riding A Bicycle
[CNN] Bono has shared with fans that recovery from an accident has been slow going and that he’s worried he may never play guitar again. The U2 frontman underwent hours of multiple surgeries in November after a bicycle accident in … Continue reading
Idiot Bicyclist Flops Directly Into Lake Michigan
[Barstool Sports] That may have been the best 6 second clip I’ve ever watched. Just perfect. I know we quote the Will Ferrell clip all the time but it really does work here. Ahhhhh, I’m biking, take a good picture, honey, … Continue reading
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Remember That WaPo Column I Wrote About Yesterday? DC Bicyclists Launched The Saddest Protest Ever Over It
[DCist] If you thought that the Washington Post’s Courtland Milloy would never write a column where he equates cyclists to terrorists, insinuating that hitting them with a car is worth the $500 fine and no one would do anything about it, you … Continue reading
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Did WaPo’s Courtland Milloy And I Just Become Best Friends?
[Washington Post] I have to hand it to the bicyclists in the D.C. area. They’ve got more nerve than an L.A. biker gang. And some can be just as nasty. They fight to have bike lanes routed throughout the city, … Continue reading
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New Study Basically Says That People Who Participate In Bikeshare Programs Are Brain Damaged
[MyFoxDC] WASHINGTON – Brain injuries in several cities, including in Washington, D.C., are on the rise according to a recent study. Surprisingly, research shows they may be linked to bike-sharing programs. Doctor Michael Lewis of the Brain Health Education and … Continue reading
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How Is It Even Possible To Make A Canadian Police Officer So Mad He Punches You In The Face?
[CBC News] A Vancouver police officer accused of assaulting a cyclist during an arrest that was videotaped and posted on Facebook, pleaded not guilty in court today. The incident happened in March 2013 in downtown Vancouver, while Const. Ismail Bhabha was handcuffing cyclist … Continue reading
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Is Anyone, And I Mean ANYONE Shocked By The Fact That Alec Baldwin Is Just Another Dickhead Bicyclist?
[NY Daily News] Alec Baldwin was busted for disorderly conduct in Manhattan on Tuesday, after a flare-up with cops when he was stopped for riding his bicycle against traffic, police said. The hotheaded actor became unruly with officers who asked … Continue reading
Want To See An Idiot Bicyclist Get Knocked The Fuck Out Attempting A Bike Jump? (What Am I Saying, Of Course You Do)
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Apparently Google’s Self-Driving Cars Are The Harbinger Of The Bicyclist Revolution, And I For One Cannot Let That Stand
I don’t know how the bicyclists managed to infiltrate the highest levels of Google research and development, but somehow they did. Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, failures, Google, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, self-driving cars, stupid twats
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Real Life Washington Post Headline: “Actually, Cyclists Make City Streets Safer”
[Washington Post] In the hysteria that predated the launch of New York’s bike-sharing system last year, many critics cried that the bikes would make the city’s streets less safe. All those cyclists wouldn’t be wearing helmets! They’d have no insurance! Accidents would skyrocket, and … Continue reading
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 