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Tag Archives: disappointments
Kangaroos Are The Latest Animals To Join Mother Nature’s Battle Against Bicyclists
[Canberra Times] Darren Jones is one of a string of bike riders to have narrowly survived collisions with kangaroos across Canberra. The 45-year-old father was flung off his bike when a kangaroo jumped out and hit his front wheel at … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, kangaroos, mother nature, natural selection, nature
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When The Entire World Gets Ebola, You Can Just Go Ahead And Blame Bicyclists
Wouldn’t it be great to be surprised by this news? Wouldn’t it be awesome to have your head so far in the sand that you could read this and be shocked? I guess I’m just a little too jaded for … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, Bikeshare, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, Ebola, idiots, Maine, natural selection, road warrior, savages
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Wanna See A Slapfight Between Two Professional Cyclists? Of Course You Do
[Deadspin] Man, if there was evidence that cyclists are not really ’bout that life, this incredibly weak slapfest between Ivan Rovny and Gianluca Brambilla during the 16th stage of the Vuelta a España is it. Are they swatting at flies … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, idiots, Lance Armstrong, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France
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New Law In California Basically Makes It Illegal To Pass Bicyclists, And Surprise Surprise It’s Already Ruining Everything
[Death and Taxes] California has a new law going into effect on September 16 known as the 3 Feet for Safety rule, which says that drivers must allow at least three feet of safe space around bikers at all times … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, California, crackdowns, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, hippies, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, politicians, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Et Tu, New Belgium?
Just another case of bicyclists casually infiltrating every facet of American life, I guess. I finish work for the day and reach for a nice cold beer to relax with, and what do I see? More vicious, pervasive bicyclists propaganda. … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged beer, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, natural selection, New Belgium, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Idiot Bicyclist Flops Directly Into Lake Michigan
[Barstool Sports] That may have been the best 6 second clip I’ve ever watched. Just perfect. I know we quote the Will Ferrell clip all the time but it really does work here. Ahhhhh, I’m biking, take a good picture, honey, … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, failures, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, the earth protects itself, vagabonds
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I’ve Always Known That Bicyclists Are Disgusting, Filth-Spewing Piss Monsters, And Now I Have Video Proof
[Deadspin] This is a thing that distance bike riders do all the time, but rarely are we lucky enough to catch the magic that is the mid-race piss on camera. The rider, Niki Terpstra from the Omega-Pharma Quick Step team, gets … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France, vagabonds
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Remember That WaPo Column I Wrote About Yesterday? DC Bicyclists Launched The Saddest Protest Ever Over It
[DCist] If you thought that the Washington Post’s Courtland Milloy would never write a column where he equates cyclists to terrorists, insinuating that hitting them with a car is worth the $500 fine and no one would do anything about it, you … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bike share, biker, bikers, bikes, Bikeshare, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, DC, disappointments, failures, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, public transportation, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Want To See An Idiot Bicyclist Get Knocked The Fuck Out Attempting A Bike Jump? (What Am I Saying, Of Course You Do)
I have a code. Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, failures, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Apparently Google’s Self-Driving Cars Are The Harbinger Of The Bicyclist Revolution, And I For One Cannot Let That Stand
I don’t know how the bicyclists managed to infiltrate the highest levels of Google research and development, but somehow they did. Continue reading
Posted in Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, failures, Google, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, self-driving cars, stupid twats
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I HATE BICYCLISTS 