Et Tu, New Belgium?

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Just another case of bicyclists casually infiltrating every facet of American life, I guess. I finish work for the day and reach for a nice cold beer to relax with, and what do I see? More vicious, pervasive bicyclists propaganda. National Bike Month? I guess there’s a month for everything now. And what is this “sign the pledge” bullshit? Why not just sign me up for the Hitler Youth while you’re at it? Typical bicyclists, always trying to get you to restrict your own freedom to adhere to their lifestyle. Well guess what New Belgium, I’m not signing your shitty pledge.

I guess this was really dumb on my part given that New Belgium brews a beer called Fat Tire that has a picture of a bicycle on it, but I guess it’s just my forgiving nature that caused me to overlook that fact. Wouldn’t be the first time it’s caused me grief. But that’s my problem, I’m just too softhearted. I won’t apologize for it.

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About Falco

I hate bicyclists. My only regret is that I can't grow a beard.
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2 Responses to Et Tu, New Belgium?

  1. onenameleft says:

    That is big of you, unlike the bicycle crybabies. I would of returned that beer, though.

  2. bicyclebill2000 says:

    Yes, please return all New Belgium beer that you may have, and please do not patronize them in the future.  More for me.

    By the way — were you aware that Coors, a company from Colorado that makes a fizzy yellow watery liquid that sort of tastes like beer, was one of the first companies in the USA to sponsor a multi-day bicycle race?

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