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Category Archives: Animals
Been A While Since I Posted, Hasn’t It? Anyway, Here’s A Story About A Kangaroo Exploding A Bicyclist’s Fake Boobs
(AP) CANBERRA, Australia — A woman says she and a friend were injured when they were jumped by a kangaroo while cycling in an Australian wine region. Sharon Heinrich, 45, said Monday that she and her friend Helen Salter, 47, were … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, kangaroos, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior
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Dumbass Bicyclist Can’t Tell The Difference Between A Log And An Alligator, Almost Pays The Price
[Earth Touch News] This cyclist (who sounds a bit like someone you might know) is just sick and tired of people putting logs in his paa… Oh wait, that’s not a log. As far as unfazed reactions to reptilian roadblocks … Continue reading
Posted in Animals, Mother Nature
Tagged alligators, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, mother nature, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Bicyclists Are Just Up And Murdering War Hero Combat Dogs Now
[Fox News] A bomb-sniffing combat dog named Mike survived two tours of duty in Iraq but not the streets of a bucolic little town in Wyoming. The 9-year-old Belgian Malinois was shot and killed in Powell last Saturday by a … Continue reading
If You’re Thinking Of Going For A Bike Ride In Australia, The Kangaroos Would Like You To Think Again
[Canberra Times] A cyclist has filmed an “unnerving” encounter with a group of kangaroos on Melbourne’s north-eastern outskirts. Ben Vezina was riding in Hawkstowe Park near Hurstbridge on Sunday when he came across the mobbing marsupials down a deserted dirt track. In … Continue reading
Kangaroos Are The Latest Animals To Join Mother Nature’s Battle Against Bicyclists
[Canberra Times] Darren Jones is one of a string of bike riders to have narrowly survived collisions with kangaroos across Canberra. The 45-year-old father was flung off his bike when a kangaroo jumped out and hit his front wheel at … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, kangaroos, mother nature, natural selection, nature
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Pretty Sure Parrots Just Sided With Me In The Battle Against Bicyclists
[Barstool Sports] Hah love it. Oh sorry Mr. Doucheonabike, your life is much, much less important than my bird who’s dying on me. Bike douche didn’t even know how to respond. It’s not all about you just because you’re on … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, England, idiots, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Turns Out Turkeys Fucking Hate Bicyclists Too
[Stamford Advocate] Officials in Hartford had to shoo a turkey out of a downtown hospital, National Geographic News has reported, and a bunch of turkeys once marched up on the porch of a house in Boston and refused to leave, making hostages … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, heroes, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, the earth protects itself, turkeys, vagabonds
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Another Animal Kingdom Heard From: Cats Have Launched Their First Attack Against The Bicyclist Menace
[FOX Sports] Colombian cyclist Rafael Infantino had a close call of the feline kind during the men’s time trial at the UCI Road World Championships when a cat strayed onto the course. The cat was waiting as Infantino rounded a … Continue reading
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Tagged animals, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cats, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, heroes, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Another Species Heard From: Wolves Hate Bicyclists Too
[Spokesman-Review] Growing up in the Yukon, Melanie Klassen had seen numerous bicycle tourists pedaling the Alaska Highway, but never one with a canine companion running behind him. “I thought it was odd until I saw the panicked look on the … Continue reading
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Tagged Alaska, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, mother nature, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, the earth protects itself
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Dog Almost Causes Massive Crash At The Tour De France, Proves Once Again That The Entire Animal Kingdom Is On My Side
[TIME] Quelle horreur! A small dog nearly caused a not-small crash at the Tour de France this weekend after he got loose and dashed across the racetrack. The incident occurred just a few miles from the finish line during the event’s second stage. … Continue reading
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Tagged animals, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, dogs, mother nature, natural selection, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, the earth protects itself, Tour de France
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