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Been A While Since I Posted, Hasn’t It? Anyway, Here’s A Story About A Kangaroo Exploding A Bicyclist’s Fake Boobs
(AP) CANBERRA, Australia — A woman says she and a friend were injured when they were jumped by a kangaroo while cycling in an Australian wine region. Sharon Heinrich, 45, said Monday that she and her friend Helen Salter, 47, were … Continue reading
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Tagged animals, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, kangaroos, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior
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If You’re Thinking Of Going For A Bike Ride In Australia, The Kangaroos Would Like You To Think Again
[Canberra Times] A cyclist has filmed an “unnerving” encounter with a group of kangaroos on Melbourne’s north-eastern outskirts. Ben Vezina was riding in Hawkstowe Park near Hurstbridge on Sunday when he came across the mobbing marsupials down a deserted dirt track. In … Continue reading
The Noble Moose Is The Latest Of Mother Nature’s Beasts To Take A Brave Stand Against Bicyclists
[Great Falls Tribune] BOZEMAN – A bicyclist is recovering from a broken arm after colliding with a mother moose. The Bozeman Daily Chronicle reports Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks spokeswoman Andrea Jones says signage has been posted warning people about the … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, moose, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior
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Kangaroos Are The Latest Animals To Join Mother Nature’s Battle Against Bicyclists
[Canberra Times] Darren Jones is one of a string of bike riders to have narrowly survived collisions with kangaroos across Canberra. The 45-year-old father was flung off his bike when a kangaroo jumped out and hit his front wheel at … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, kangaroos, mother nature, natural selection, nature
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Bono May Never Play Guitar Again Because He Got Run Over By A Bicyclist While Also Riding A Bicycle
[CNN] Bono has shared with fans that recovery from an accident has been slow going and that he’s worried he may never play guitar again. The U2 frontman underwent hours of multiple surgeries in November after a bicycle accident in … Continue reading
Idiot Bicyclist Flops Directly Into Lake Michigan
[Barstool Sports] That may have been the best 6 second clip I’ve ever watched. Just perfect. I know we quote the Will Ferrell clip all the time but it really does work here. Ahhhhh, I’m biking, take a good picture, honey, … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, failures, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, the earth protects itself, vagabonds
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Pretty Sure Parrots Just Sided With Me In The Battle Against Bicyclists
[Barstool Sports] Hah love it. Oh sorry Mr. Doucheonabike, your life is much, much less important than my bird who’s dying on me. Bike douche didn’t even know how to respond. It’s not all about you just because you’re on … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, England, idiots, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Turns Out Turkeys Fucking Hate Bicyclists Too
[Stamford Advocate] Officials in Hartford had to shoo a turkey out of a downtown hospital, National Geographic News has reported, and a bunch of turkeys once marched up on the porch of a house in Boston and refused to leave, making hostages … Continue reading
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Tagged animals, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, heroes, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, the earth protects itself, turkeys, vagabonds
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Proof That All Bicyclists Are Reckless Lemmings
[Deadspin] Thanks to this biker’s helmet cam, we get to watch him accidentally follow the first rider’s lead and hit a sick jump that leads nowhere. Wheee! — Call me a pussy, but if I was riding through the woods, crossing … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, bike trails, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, lemmings, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Bicyclist Somehow Manages To Pedal Into Four Feet Of Mud Without Noticing, Promptly Gets Stuck For Four Hours
[Pattaya Mail] A German bicyclist spent three hours in a muddy ditch at the Mabprachan Reservoir before being pulled out by rescuers. Wolf Minderjahn, 69, drove into the ditch on his mountain bike after getting separated from a friend in … Continue reading
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