Tag Archives: nature

Been A While Since I Posted, Hasn’t It? Anyway, Here’s A Story About A Kangaroo Exploding A Bicyclist’s Fake Boobs

Posted on June 2, 2016 by Falco

(AP) CANBERRA, Australia — A woman says she and a friend were injured when they were jumped by a kangaroo while cycling in an Australian wine region. Sharon Heinrich, 45, said Monday that she and her friend Helen Salter, 47, were … Continue reading →

Posted in Animals | Tagged animals, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, kangaroos, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior | 4 Comments

If You’re Thinking Of Going For A Bike Ride In Australia, The Kangaroos Would Like You To Think Again

Posted on August 28, 2015 by Falco

[Canberra Times] A cyclist has filmed an “unnerving” encounter with a group of kangaroos on Melbourne’s north-eastern outskirts. Ben Vezina was riding in Hawkstowe Park near Hurstbridge on Sunday when he came across the mobbing marsupials down a deserted dirt track. In … Continue reading →

Posted in Animals | Tagged animals, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, kangaroos, mother nature, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom | 1 Comment

The Noble Moose Is The Latest Of Mother Nature’s Beasts To Take A Brave Stand Against Bicyclists

Posted on June 12, 2015 by Falco

[Great Falls Tribune] BOZEMAN – A bicyclist is recovering from a broken arm after colliding with a mother moose. The Bozeman Daily Chronicle reports Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks spokeswoman Andrea Jones says signage has been posted warning people about the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, moose, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior | 3 Comments

Kangaroos Are The Latest Animals To Join Mother Nature’s Battle Against Bicyclists

Posted on February 18, 2015 by Falco

[Canberra Times] Darren Jones is one of a string of bike riders to have narrowly survived collisions with kangaroos across Canberra. The 45-year-old father was flung off his bike when a kangaroo jumped out and hit his front wheel at … Continue reading →

Posted in Animals | Tagged animals, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, kangaroos, mother nature, natural selection, nature | 2 Comments

Bono May Never Play Guitar Again Because He Got Run Over By A Bicyclist While Also Riding A Bicycle

Posted on January 9, 2015 by Falco

[CNN] Bono has shared with fans that recovery from an accident has been slow going and that he’s worried he may never play guitar again. The U2 frontman underwent hours of multiple surgeries in November after a bicycle accident in … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity, Uncategorized | Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, Bono, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, nature, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, U2, vagabonds | 1 Comment

Idiot Bicyclist Flops Directly Into Lake Michigan

Posted on July 26, 2014 by Falco

[Barstool Sports] That may have been the best 6 second clip I’ve ever watched. Just perfect. I know we quote the Will Ferrell clip all the time but it really does work here. Ahhhhh, I’m biking, take a good picture, honey, … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupidity | Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, failures, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, the earth protects itself, vagabonds | Leave a comment

Pretty Sure Parrots Just Sided With Me In The Battle Against Bicyclists

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Falco

[Barstool Sports] Hah love it. Oh sorry Mr. Doucheonabike, your life is much, much less important than my bird who’s dying on me. Bike douche didn’t even know how to respond. It’s not all about you just because you’re on … Continue reading →

Posted in Animals | Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, England, idiots, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds | Leave a comment

Tag Archives: nature

Been A While Since I Posted, Hasn’t It? Anyway, Here’s A Story About A Kangaroo Exploding A Bicyclist’s Fake Boobs

If You’re Thinking Of Going For A Bike Ride In Australia, The Kangaroos Would Like You To Think Again

The Noble Moose Is The Latest Of Mother Nature’s Beasts To Take A Brave Stand Against Bicyclists

Kangaroos Are The Latest Animals To Join Mother Nature’s Battle Against Bicyclists

Bono May Never Play Guitar Again Because He Got Run Over By A Bicyclist While Also Riding A Bicycle

Idiot Bicyclist Flops Directly Into Lake Michigan

Pretty Sure Parrots Just Sided With Me In The Battle Against Bicyclists

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