Category Archives: Technology

Apparently Google’s Self-Driving Cars Are The Harbinger Of The Bicyclist Revolution, And I For One Cannot Let That Stand

Posted on April 29, 2014 by Falco

I don’t know how the bicyclists managed to infiltrate the highest levels of Google research and development, but somehow they did. Continue reading →

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Apparently A Bunch Of Science Bitches Are Building “Smart Bikes” That Yell At Bicyclists, Because That’s Gonna Go Over Well

Posted on January 21, 2014 by Falco

[Boston Business Journal] A group of mechanical engineering students at Northeastern University are working on new technology for bicycles that aims to decrease fatalities among cyclists in urban cities. The project is called the Interactive Bicyclist Accident Prevention System — and informally … Continue reading →

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Apparently “Water Cycling” Is A Thing And You Know What, Forget It, I Don’t Want To Live On This Planet Anymore

Posted on November 22, 2013 by Falco

How much of an asshole do you have to be for your support crew to just up and leave you? Continue reading →

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GTA V Gets It

Posted on September 20, 2013 by Falco

“I just hope you have proper hatred for yourself.” PS. If you play Grand Theft Auto and you don’t run over every bicyclist you see, you’re doing it wrong.

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In Case You Didn’t Believe Me That Bicyclists Are Gearing Up For War, Apparently They’re Now Wearing Body Armor

Posted on September 10, 2013 by Falco

[CTV News] Trauma surgeons at Foothills Medical Centre in Calgary conducted a study into cycling injuries and say the risk of serious injury can be reduced and even prevented by wearing body armour. The doctors compared injuries between street cyclists … Continue reading →

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Somebody Designed A Bike For Blind People Because You Know What At This Point What The Fuck Ever

Posted on September 5, 2013 by Falco

[BBC News] A bicycle that uses ultrasonic sensors to detect obstacles in a cyclist’s path is among the innovations on display at a conference in Glasgow. The two-day Technology for Life event is exploring how new technology can transform the … Continue reading →

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Apparently They’re Making Bicycle Seats That Double As Vibrators Now Because That’s Not Going To Cause Any Accidents At All

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Falco

[Daily Mail] We are always being told to incorporate more exercise into our daily routines – and cycling to work is an excellent way of doing so. And if you were reluctant to hit the pedals before, a new gizmo … Continue reading →

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Everyone Knows I’m A Giant Technology Geek But If Bicyclists Start Using This “Augmented Reality Helmet” I’m Going To Wish We Had Never So Much As Discovered Fire

Posted on June 17, 2013 by Falco

[Digital Trends] According to a CNET report, a Moscow-based company called LiveMap, is developing a new helmet for bikers that features a head-mounted display, built in navigation and Siri-like voice recognition. The headgear will feature a translucent, color display that’s projected on … Continue reading →

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Apparently They Now Make A Bicycle With Scooter Attachment Coming Off the Back Of It And Oh My God My Brain Can’t Even Handle How Much I Hate Anyone Who Would Use This

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Falco

[Digital Trends] Designer and photographer Jason Loveless invented the scooteRack because he claims he wants to see more people get around via bicycles. “Imagine if you could double the number of bicycle users without doubling the number of bicycles!” he writes. The … Continue reading →

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Bicyclists Now Strapping $600 Plastic Bags to Their Heads in the Name of Safety and I See No Way This Could Go Wrong

Posted on October 16, 2012 by Falco

(VIDEO) Sure, a bicycle helmet can save your life in an accident, but it can also be murder on your freshly coifed hair. Now there’s an alternative — an airbag for your head. And like the ones in your car, … Continue reading →

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