Category Archives: Technology

Apparently Google’s Self-Driving Cars Are The Harbinger Of The Bicyclist Revolution, And I For One Cannot Let That Stand

I don’t know how the bicyclists managed to infiltrate the highest levels of Google research and development, but somehow they did. Continue reading

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Apparently A Bunch Of Science Bitches Are Building “Smart Bikes” That Yell At Bicyclists, Because That’s Gonna Go Over Well

[Boston Business Journal] A group of mechanical engineering students at Northeastern University are working on new technology for bicycles that aims to decrease fatalities among cyclists in urban cities. The project is called the Inter­ac­tive Bicy­clist Acci­dent Pre­ven­tion System — and informally … Continue reading

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Apparently “Water Cycling” Is A Thing And You Know What, Forget It, I Don’t Want To Live On This Planet Anymore

How much of an asshole do you have to be for your support crew to just up and leave you? Continue reading

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GTA V Gets It

“I just hope you have proper hatred for yourself.” PS. If you play Grand Theft Auto and you don’t run over every bicyclist you see, you’re doing it wrong.   

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In Case You Didn’t Believe Me That Bicyclists Are Gearing Up For War, Apparently They’re Now Wearing Body Armor

[CTV News] Trauma surgeons at Foothills Medical Centre in Calgary conducted a study into cycling injuries and say the risk of serious injury can be reduced and even prevented by wearing body armour. The doctors compared injuries between street cyclists … Continue reading

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Somebody Designed A Bike For Blind People Because You Know What At This Point What The Fuck Ever

[BBC News] A bicycle that uses ultrasonic sensors to detect obstacles in a cyclist’s path is among the innovations on display at a conference in Glasgow. The two-day Technology for Life event is exploring how new technology can transform the … Continue reading

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Apparently They’re Making Bicycle Seats That Double As Vibrators Now Because That’s Not Going To Cause Any Accidents At All

[Daily Mail] We are always being told to incorporate more exercise into our daily routines – and cycling to work is an excellent way of doing so.  And if you were reluctant to hit the pedals before, a new gizmo … Continue reading

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