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Some Of You Are Finding This Blog Using Some Pretty Fucked Up Search Terms

One of the things I like about WordPress is that it conveniently catalogues all of the search terms that people have used to find this blog (well, most of them. I’d love to know what lurks into the 2,600-strong “unknown … Continue reading

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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: Bicyclist Runs Over Pedestrian, Starts Destroying Property, Yelling Racial Slurs, And Waving His Penis Around

[MLive] Police say 50-year-old Ferndale resident Anthony Zanetti became irate after he crashed his bicycle into the back of a man and fell. Police say the black man struck by Zanetti attempted to help the bicyclist up, but Zanetti began shouting … Continue reading

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Apparently They’re Making Bicycle Seats That Double As Vibrators Now Because That’s Not Going To Cause Any Accidents At All

[Daily Mail] We are always being told to incorporate more exercise into our daily routines – and cycling to work is an excellent way of doing so.  And if you were reluctant to hit the pedals before, a new gizmo … Continue reading

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News of the Week That Should Surprise No One: Bicyclists Still Riding Around Naked and Traumatizing Women

COLUMBUS, Ohio – A man is being charged with public indecency after allegedly riding his bicycle while naked. Paul James Donahue was arrested on Monday afternoon after a witness said that he saw Donahue, 43, naked on his bicycle riding past … Continue reading

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Ho Hum: Just More Bicyclists Getting Naked and Peeing on Buildings

The relationship between some residents in San Antonio and the bicyclists that pedal through the town multiple times a week – if not daily – has been rocky. Both sides have levied serious complaints. Some residents have seen cyclists disrobe … Continue reading

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You Guessed It: Bicyclists Just Exposing Themselves to Random Passersby Now

WITNESSES who may have seen a cyclist exposed himself in Sleaford are being urged to come forward. At around 1.15pm on Saturday July 30, a man revealed himself to a passenger in a car travelling down London Road by the … Continue reading

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