Monthly Archives: March 2015

Bicyclists Are So Fucking Dedicated To Getting In Everyone’s Way That They’re Even Bicycling Up The Goddamn Stairs Now

I am not exaggerating when I say I might hate this guy more than anyone on earth. I hate him with every fiber of my being. I hate him from the tips of my toes all the way up to the pointiest hair on my head. I hate him with every single breath I take. The rest of my life is going to be a little bit worse every single day just from knowing that this lycra-encased garbage monster exists under the same sun as me. Continue reading

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I Always Thought Mad Max Was A Work Of Fiction But Apparently It Was Actually A Documentary About Australian Bicyclists

[The Age] It was a case of road rage on two wheels this week as a squadron of cyclists assaulted a motorist in Fitzroy. The melee began on Tuesday in Mater Street, Collingwood, with a verbal altercation between the driver and … Continue reading

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If You Think Being Four Years Old Means You Don’t Have To Obey Cycling Laws, Think The Fuck Again

[People] It was a slow day of crime in Grantham, England, on March 9, apparently. Sophie Lindley, 4, was biking along Trent Road with her dad, when a police officer approached her and said she had to get off the … Continue reading

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Lazy, Hypocritical Bicyclists Can’t Even Maintain Their Own Bike Lanes

[The Age] A motorist wielding a large wooden bat attacked a group of cyclists after screaming abuse at them, one of the riders has claimed. A triathlete, who requested to be known only as Brad, said he was riding with his coach and … Continue reading

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