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The COVID-19 Pandemic Has Officially Broken The Bicyclist Community
[Wall Street Journal] [NAME REDACTED] used to consider cycling to work at a Toronto, Canada, ad agency every day as part of his identity. He would share harrowing tales of cars cutting him off and him screaming at drivers. Then … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, road warrior
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Note To Bicyclists: Cutting Off The President’s Motorcade Is Probably Not The Best Idea
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGaSn7pwHb-/ [TIME] A New York City bicyclist learned his lesson Thursday after he tried to ride a bicycle in front of President Barack Obama’s motorcade. Video posted by Instagram user mattpeco shows a man on a Citibike bicycle attempting to ride … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bike share, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, Bikeshare, biking, Citibike, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, New York, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Been A While Since I Posted, Hasn’t It? Anyway, Here’s A Story About A Kangaroo Exploding A Bicyclist’s Fake Boobs
(AP) CANBERRA, Australia — A woman says she and a friend were injured when they were jumped by a kangaroo while cycling in an Australian wine region. Sharon Heinrich, 45, said Monday that she and her friend Helen Salter, 47, were … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, kangaroos, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior
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Dumbass Bicyclist Can’t Tell The Difference Between A Log And An Alligator, Almost Pays The Price
[Earth Touch News] This cyclist (who sounds a bit like someone you might know) is just sick and tired of people putting logs in his paa… Oh wait, that’s not a log. As far as unfazed reactions to reptilian roadblocks … Continue reading
Posted in Animals, Mother Nature
Tagged alligators, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, mother nature, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Does It Get Any More Pathetic Than A Bicyclist Losing A Fight To A Kite?
[Coconuts Hong Kong] A woman has been left shaken and scarred after being sliced by the string of a “stunt kite” in Tai Po this weekend. The incident reportedly occurred at around 6pm on Saturday, near Plover Cove Main Dam. … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, China, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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I Bet You Thought Those Inflatable Bike Helmets Were Pretty Stupid, Didn’t You? Well Guess What, You Were Right!
[Cycling Weekly – Link to Instagram Video] True to the claim that the helmet will deploy at speed, this one went off as a man put on his coat in a shop. The Hövding Airbag helmet was released to much speculation earlier … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity, Uncategorized
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Did You Hear The One About The Bicyclist Who Tried To Kidnap A 15-Year-Old Girl?
[The Register-Guard] A man on a bicycle harassed a 15-year-old girl Monday north of the Owosso Bridge, Eugene police said. Officers said the man, possibly in his early 40s, attempted to talk to the girl and repeatedly grabbed her arm, … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, kidnapping, natural selection, Oregon, savages, stupid twats
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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Bicyclist Arrested For Impersonating A Police Officer?
[WIBX 950] A Lockport man was arrested, charged with impersonating a state trooper. 46-Year-old Richard Godfrey was taken into custody after residents called 911 when a man on a bicycle knocked on their door, identified himself as a trooper, and asked … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, New York, road warrior, stupid twats
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Serious Question: Does It Even Count As Assault If You Give The Guy 10 Seconds To Get Out Of The Way Of Your Fist?
[The Evening Standard – Click link for video] This is the moment a cyclist was punched in the face after confronting a motorist who nearly knocked him off his bike. The 47-year-old man had been riding his bicycle along Ripple Street, Barking … Continue reading
Hey Philadelphia, How Would You Like To Spend A Million Taxpayer Dollars On A Bike Race? No? Well Too Fucking Bad!
[Philadelphia Inquirer] After 30 years of being largely privately financed, the professional bike race that features the Manayunk Wall was formally taken over by the city, which assumed its financial liabilities. The cost to taxpayers? So far, $1.029 million – … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged balance the budget, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bike race, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, corruption, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, natural selection, Philadelphia, road warrior
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