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The COVID-19 Pandemic Has Officially Broken The Bicyclist Community
[Wall Street Journal] [NAME REDACTED] used to consider cycling to work at a Toronto, Canada, ad agency every day as part of his identity. He would share harrowing tales of cars cutting him off and him screaming at drivers. Then … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, road warrior
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I Decided To Research What Bicyclists Eat And What I Found Was Horrifying
Frankly, the words “malt loaf” made me gag a little right off the bat, but I decided to be open minded. I stifled my vomit and forged ahead, determined to see what exactly bicyclists are stuffing into their bodies. Continue reading
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81-Year-Old Bicyclist Rides Past Airport, Promptly Gets Blown the Fuck Away by Jet Engine
[Sacramento Bee] An 81-year-old bicyclist is suing San Luis Obispo Regional Airport and the county after he says he was blown off his recumbent bicycle by the engine blast of a departing jet. A complaint filed in San Luis Obispo … Continue reading
Posted in Mother Nature, Stupidity
Tagged airport, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, injuries, lawsuits, stupid twats
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Idiot Bicyclist Can’t Even Get The Old “Flaming Dog Poop On The Doorstep” Gag Right
[Winchester News Gazette] A Ring doorbell camera captured a bicyclist starting a fire outside her neighbor`s door before leaving the scene. — You probably think I’m going to say it’s bad to go around lighting fires on doorsteps. And don’t … Continue reading
Whether 20 Years Old or 90 Years Old, You Can Always Count On A Bicyclist To Dope
[Deadspin] Last July, 90-year-old cyclist Carl Grove was the lone competitor in his age group at the U.S. Masters Track Championships, where he set an age-group world record in the individual pursuit with a time of 3:06:129. Sadly, Grove subsequently … Continue reading
Posted in Drugs, Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bikes, cycling, cyclist, cyclists
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Bicyclists Are Just Out There Punching Buses Now
[York Mix] A cyclist punched and smashed a bus window as it went through York city centre. Now police have released a CCTV image of a man they want to talk to about the incident. At about 5pm on December … Continue reading
Bicyclist Armed With Switchblade Blocks Intersection Doing Wheelies On A Stolen Bike In A Story Straight Out Of Bicyclist MadLibs
[MassLive] As Worcester police continue to combat swerving, the act of riding a bicycle in front of moving traffic, a 22-year-old was arrested over the weekend after a group rode in circles downtown. An officer was on his way to work … Continue reading
Watching A Bicyclist Get His Brains Bashed In By A Railroad Barrier Made Me Smile On This Rainy Thursday
Update: Maynooth services operating up to 30 mins late due level crossing damage caused by a cyclist. Pls heed #warningsignals & #bikesafety pic.twitter.com/2qsAtieC05 — Iarnród Éireann (@IrishRail) October 25, 2017 [Leinster Leader] Delays were reported to Maynooth rail lines this afternoon, after a … Continue reading
If You’re Going To Steal A Bicycle From A Gross Barn, Take The Five Seconds To Dust The Cobwebs Off Before You Ride Away
MADISON, Ind. (AP) — Southern Indiana police say a tip from an observant citizen who noticed a cobweb-covered man riding a bicycle led to the arrests of two men for allegedly stealing bikes from a barn. The Jefferson County Sheriff’s … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bike thief, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crime, criminals, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, spider-man, spiders, spiderwebs, stupid twats, thieves
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Keene, NH, The City Of My Childhood, Has Created The Position Of “Bicycle Mayor”
[Keene Sentinel] Tiffany Mannion has always owned a bicycle. The Massachusetts native recalls those first few moments without training wheels, as her father guided her through the parking lot where she first learned to ride. …. On Saturday, Mannion was … Continue reading
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