[YouTube via Barstool Sports] First we had spectators hopping on crashed bike on a pro course before breaking his face. Then we had the pleasure of seeing a kid be peer pressured into taking a dive off a cliff. Same shit, different day.
At least in the first two bike fails the ends kind of justified the means. Well, not really, but they didn’t have a chance for success to begin with. This broken hipster is going to be drinking out of a straw for months because he had to conquer a 2 foot jump. Calm down there, Pastrana. Save yourself for Nitro Circus.
Not much to say here, to be honest with you. And honestly I almost feel bad about this one. I mean, the kid wasn’t blocking traffic. He wasn’t even really being a nuisance to anyone. He was completely off doing his own thing. But rules are rules and one of my rules is that when I see a bicyclist hurt himself attempting some outrageously stupid stunt, I have to write about it. Man’s got to have a code and this just happens to be mine.