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This Bicyclist Commenter Is NOT Happy With Me
Hoo boy! Settle down, little doggie! I gotta say, I knew there were a lot of bicyclists out there who hate me, but I didn’t realize I was inspiring internet fanfiction about my gruesome murder. This is a whole new … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Top Gear Gets It.
I know the internet tends to go off on a massive circlejerk when it comes to Top Gear, so I’ll just admit right now that I’m not particularly interested in car-centric television shows and I can count on one hand … Continue reading
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh God. Wait. Wait. Hahahahahahahaha…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… No, I can stop. I swear. I can stop. Hahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Look, I love io9 as a site. I do. They’re a great source for science news and scifi goodies, both of which I’m … Continue reading
Apparently DC Is Hosting The “National Bike Summit” Next Month, So I Guess That’s When I’m Going To Kill Myself
[Philadelphia Inquirer] In a few weeks, I’m going to ride my bicycle from New York City to Washington, D.C. I have never attempted such a feat before — certainly not in the winter! But I’m not crazy, I promise. I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity, Uncategorized
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, DC, failures, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, New York, Philadelphia, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclist Gets Viciously Attacked, But Nobody Wants To Help Her Because She’s A Fucking Bicyclist
[ABC Action News] ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – For the third time in a week, someone has reported being attacked on the Pinellas Trail in St. Petersburg. This time it was a woman who was riding alone on Sunday morning near … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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BOOM, BITCH!
[Sky News via Barstool Sports] CBS13 captured the footage as the man fled on a bicycle in California. A Sacramento Police officer was able to stop the man with a diving tackle in the street. The man was suspected of trying to … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, California, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Azerbaijani Bicyclist Decides To Pedal Across Half The Known World Through Freezing Snow To Prove That People From Azerbaijan Can Ride Bikes, I Guess?
[AzerNews] Azerbaijani Ramil Ziyadov is still pedaling despite rough wind and 14 degrees below zero of Russia. Cyclist Ramil set off a two-year journey in the name of Azerbaijan, during which he plans to pedal 45,000 kilometers across Eurasia and … Continue reading
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Tagged Azerbaijan, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, failures, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, road warrior, Russia, savages, Siberia, stupid twats, vagabonds
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No Surprises Here, Just A Gang Of Sky-High, Knife-Wielding Bicyclists Resisting Arrest After A Ketamine Factory Bust
[Cambridge News] Rogue cyclists were “reluctant” to stop for police in Cambridge amid a week-long crime blitz during which a ketamine factory was raided. Officers said some cyclists proved difficult to bring to a halt when they were spotted in … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bike, biker, bikes, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, drugs, England, failures, idiots, ketamine, marijuana, natural selection, police, pot, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Scottish Bicyclists Run A PSA To Promote Safe Cycling Except Oh Wait The Dude In The Video Isn’t Even Wearing A Helmet
[Telegraph] A television advert promoting safe cycling has been banned for showing a rider without a helmet pedalling (sic) along the middle of a road. The ad, part of a campaign by Cycling Scotland, said in a voiceover: ”Not a … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikes, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, failures, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, Scotland, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Homeless People In Oregon Are Treating Bike Paths Like Their Own Personal Toilet And I For One Couldn’t Be Prouder
[Statesman Journal] The underpass tells the story of homelessness in Salem. Waste thrown away by humans and waste excreted by humans line the passageways that supposedly are for use by pedestrians and bicyclists along Portland Road NE. The railroad underpass in the … Continue reading
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