Bicyclist Gets Viciously Attacked, But Nobody Wants To Help Her Because She’s A Fucking Bicyclist

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[ABC Action News] ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – For the third time in a week, someone has reported being attacked on the Pinellas Trail in St. Petersburg.

This time it was a woman who was riding alone on Sunday morning near 24th St. S and 6th Ave. S. Covered in scrapes in bruises, the latest victim tells us she was robbed of her bike and thrown to the floor by a man who popped up out of nowhere with a crazy look in his eyes. She lost the struggle and then in a daze, tried looking for help.

“Another man came walking across the trail, looking at me and walked right by me,” she says as she was wandering bloody.

Eventually she did find some more people. 

“I went up to the fence and said, ‘will somebody please help me? I was just attacked.’ An older man looked at me, shook his head and walked away,” she tells us.

First things first. If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times: attacking bicyclists is not cool. There’s absolutely no need for us to sink to their level. Leave the unprovoked attacks and fits of violence to the bicyclists. They can’t help themselves. Those of us with fully functioning brains and higher reasoning abilities can. So let’s just take a step back and cut out this bullshit, alright?

But that said, it is just fucking PERFECT that this lady gets beaten bloody by some random attacker and everyone on her bike route is just like, oh, yeah, no, fuck you. They paint this like these people just walked on by and left her to die for no reason, but there’s no way that happened. I’d be willing to bet a good amount of money that this lady spent her day yelling at pedestrians to get out of the way. The dude who “walked right by” probably remembers her from five minutes ago when she almost ran him the fuck over. And as for this old man who shook his head and refused to help her? He’s probably not just some random douchebag. There’s a good chance this lady cruises her bike right through his garden or something every time she uses this trail.

So I’m not saying it’s right that she got attacked. It’s definitely not. And I’m not even saying it’s right to refuse to help her. All I’m saying is when you spend your time making life miserable for other people, you probably shouldn’t be all that surprised when they view your bloody face and stolen bicycle as karmic retribution. The universe has a way of making things right, say thank ya.

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4 Responses to Bicyclist Gets Viciously Attacked, But Nobody Wants To Help Her Because She’s A Fucking Bicyclist

  1. Evenyourmumthinksyou'reacunt says:

    You are an utter cunt. Just do humanity a favour and kill yourself in an extremely unpleasant way. I suggest bathing in acid, or perhaps cutting off your own testicles (if you have any) and bleeding to death. Thanks in advance.

  2. I agree with Evenyourmumthinksyou'reacunt says:

    I like the way you assume everyone that rides a bicycle is exactly the same. As if all cyclists are assholes and bad law-breaking drivers don’t exist. Well, when someone has car trouble on the road, most people ignore them too.

    Instead of commenting on all your posts, I’m going to condense it here:

    I ride a bicycle and drive a car, I have respect for both unlike you who is wholly dependent on an automobile and believes streets exists solely to serve you. Yeah, besides bicyclists I bet you hate pedestrians, joggers, transit users, and people walking their dog. You’re probably some fat, lonely, basement dweller that gets jealous when you see people making healthy lifestyle choices. You cope with your own inferiorities by displacing them onto a group of people whose lifestyles have little to no effect on you, which you judge them all based on that one bad experience. You seem to spend a lot of time here looking for articles about cyclists and crying about how much you hate them. I really hope you’re just another troll.

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