Monthly Archives: August 2012

Does This Bicyclist Seriously Think There Are Single-Issue Bike Lane Voters Out There?

But even saurian brains can’t be that small. Bikes must occasionally leave bike lanes, just as buses occasionally leave bus lanes. And although rudeness and stupidity are as common among cyclists as others, a few random failures do not a … Continue reading

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Ho Hum: Just More Bicyclists Getting Naked and Peeing on Buildings

The relationship between some residents in San Antonio and the bicyclists that pedal through the town multiple times a week – if not daily – has been rocky. Both sides have levied serious complaints. Some residents have seen cyclists disrobe … Continue reading

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Insurance Company Says Bicyclists Should Have to be Safety Trained Like Drivers, Bicyclists Predictably Go Fucking Bananas

An open letter from a motor insurance company to Secretary of State for Transport Justine Greening that called for all cyclists to be required to “undergo compulsory training and testing before they take to the road” has attracted strong criticism … Continue reading

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Bicyclists Continue to Thwart Justice, Prevent Police from Ticketing Them for Doing Illegal Shit

Earlier this month, police officers in the City of Roseburg tried to strengthen their authority to ticket people who do not ride in bike lanes. They thought they could sneak an agenda item through City Council and be on their way. … Continue reading

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Bicyclist Crashes into Cop Car While Fleeing with Stolen TV

  PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla.- Charlotte County Sheriff’s deputies arrested a man who stole a television in a box from the Port Charlotte Walmart and fled with it on his bicycle. He was arrested when he crashed into the back of … Continue reading

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Bicyclist Hunts Down Dude Who Stole His $2,500 Bike…Hang On, Did You Say $2,500 Bike?

SEATTLE (AP) — Jake Gillum loves his bike. So when it got stolen in Portland, Ore., while he was on a date, he was determined to get it back. The quest seemed hopeless, but a week of poring over online postings for his … Continue reading

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Bicyclist Forces Driver Off the Road and Sends Him and His Car Flying into the Water

YORK — A New York man escaped from his submerged pickup after it crashed through a guardrail Sunday night on Sewall’s Bridge, which connects Seabury and Organug roads over the York River. Michael E. Chandler, 50, of Schenectady, N.Y., told police … Continue reading

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Magpies Are Officially the Greatest Birds in the Fucking World

    Yes, it’s that season again, when magpies swoop and cyclists are skittish. Just as it starts to warm up and the mornings aren’t quite as dark comes the ever-present threat of feathered fury from the sky. Back in … Continue reading

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You Guessed It: Bicyclists Just Exposing Themselves to Random Passersby Now

WITNESSES who may have seen a cyclist exposed himself in Sleaford are being urged to come forward. At around 1.15pm on Saturday July 30, a man revealed himself to a passenger in a car travelling down London Road by the … Continue reading

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Elephants Know Whose Side They’re On!

  It’s drive on the left, pass on the right in India, where at least that part of British colonization is still rooted. This elephant got the first part of the memo, but apparently not the second. Or maybe it’s … Continue reading

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