Elephants Know Whose Side They’re On!


It’s drive on the left, pass on the right in India, where at least that part of British colonization is still rooted. This elephant got the first part of the memo, but apparently not the second. Or maybe it’s just one of those anti-bicycle road-ragers who like to pick off unsuspecting two-wheelers for sport. In any case, it’s best to give the big fellas a wide berth whatever type of vehicle you’re driving, lest you have to explain to your insurance company how it was you came to be sideswiped by a trunk. [MSN]

YEEAAAAHHHHHHHH GET SOME! Fuck yeah elephants! Another part of the animal kingdom heard from! If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: even nature knows that bicyclists are giant bags of dick. Doesn’t matter what country you’re in or even what species you are.

PS. Look at how casual that trunk slap was. Like he didn’t even have to think about it. Oh there’s a bicyclist riding up on my left side? WHAP. Don’t think. Just react. Trust the gut.

About Falco

I hate bicyclists. My only regret is that I can't grow a beard.
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