[Daily Mail] Nicole Kidman has been knocked over by a cyclist and according to reports, is planning on pressing charges.

The actress was returning to her hotel after attending the Calvin Klein show on Thursday as part of New York Fashion Week.

Nicole fell to the ground when she was hit by a photographer named Carl Wu, who was apparently racing to try and take a picture for her.

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Is this the start of the war? The ceremonial glove slap across the face of America? I mean it’s one thing for bicyclists to attack random people on the street and fly under the radar. But assaulting major celebrities in broad daylight in the middle of the sidewalk? Is this what America has come to? A beautiful A-List actress can’t even attend New York Fashion Week without being run over by a rampaging pedalhead? Well all I can say is this isn’t the America I signed up for.

PS. How lucky is this bro that security didn’t just ice him on the spot? Does Nicole Kidman’s security not like her very much or were they just unarmed? Because I gotta say if running over Nicole Kidman with a bicycle isn’t grounds for the death penalty then I don’t know what is.

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(h/t to reader Goon)