BREAKING: UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS, AMERICA SENDS BICYCLIST BACK TO WHITE HOUSE

Now on the one hand this blog has nothing to do with politics, so I should probably just refrain from commenting on the election. But on the other hand I kind of have to, right? I mean do you really think I can just let it go that America sent a bicyclist BACK to the White House? I mean I can understand making the mistake once. But TWICE? Just look at this guy in his dad jeans, riding his bike around the city like he owns the place. There is literally zero chance that he stopped before flying into that intersection. Guy is probably all “NOPE FUCK YOU THE PRESIDENT BIKES WHERE HE WANTS.” Makes me sick.

PS. What the heck is coming off the back of his bike? Is that one of those horrible things where your kids are in a little cart attached to the back of your bike? Because that is seriously the only thing that could make this worse. I am scared for America, man. Straight up terrified.

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About Falco

I hate bicyclists. My only regret is that I can't grow a beard.
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