Just A Typical Bicyclist Recording Upskirt Videos Of Women While Riding Around Manhattan

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[NBC New YorkPolice are seeking a man accused of recording a woman underneath her dress while he was riding a bicycle on the Upper East Side.

Police said the suspect approached the 19-year-old victim in front of 949 Third Ave. at about 1:30 p.m. on Thursday, Aug. 14, and placed a video camera underneath her dress while it was recording. 

The victim confronted the suspect, and he fled, police said. 

Obviously this is no shock. We already know that all bicyclists are basically savages, so their appalling behavior branching into the realm of sexual deviancy is only to be expected. But honestly, this guy seems to be a cut above even the average bicyclist’s level of stupidity. I mean, am I reading this right? Did he really get off his bicycle, put a camera on the ground, and then pretend like he didn’t just do that? That can’t possibly be what happened, can it? Nobody is that dumb, right?

I get a lot of emails from people (bicyclists) telling me that I’m too harsh. I get a lot of comments on blogs telling me that I’m way too over-the-top. But it’s stories like this one that make me thing maybe I’m not hard ENOUGH on bicyclists. I honestly thought I had set the bar as low as it could possibly be set, but along comes this guy and sets it even lower. Puts it on the ground right under my feet, as it were. I would almost respect this guy’s audacity if I didn’t hate his goddamn guts so much.

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About Falco

I hate bicyclists. My only regret is that I can't grow a beard.
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