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Tag Archives: Bike War
I Always Thought Mad Max Was A Work Of Fiction But Apparently It Was Actually A Documentary About Australian Bicyclists
[The Age] It was a case of road rage on two wheels this week as a squadron of cyclists assaulted a motorist in Fitzroy. The melee began on Tuesday in Mater Street, Collingwood, with a verbal altercation between the driver and … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged Australia, bicycle, bicycle couriers, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, deviants, Mad Max, police, road warrior, savages
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If You Think Being Four Years Old Means You Don’t Have To Obey Cycling Laws, Think The Fuck Again
[People] It was a slow day of crime in Grantham, England, on March 9, apparently. Sophie Lindley, 4, was biking along Trent Road with her dad, when a police officer approached her and said she had to get off the … Continue reading
Lazy, Hypocritical Bicyclists Can’t Even Maintain Their Own Bike Lanes
[The Age] A motorist wielding a large wooden bat attacked a group of cyclists after screaming abuse at them, one of the riders has claimed. A triathlete, who requested to be known only as Brad, said he was riding with his coach and … Continue reading
This Disgusting Poster Implying That Bicyclists Are In Any Way Sexually Desirable Has Been Rightly Banned
Welcome to the fight, Belgium. Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged Belgium, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, crackdowns, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, deviants, natural selection, PC Police, road warrior, sex
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Nothing New Here, Just A Rage-Fueled Bike Monster Punching A 78-Year-Old Man In The Face
[Cleveland Plain Dealer] A 78-year-old Parma Heights man was assaulted by a man riding a bicycle Feb. 19. The bicyclist was riding in the roadway, and when the older man told him to move over, the bicyclist broke his side mirror … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, Cleveland, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, hypocrisy, hypocrites, idiots, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats
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Kangaroos Are The Latest Animals To Join Mother Nature’s Battle Against Bicyclists
[Canberra Times] Darren Jones is one of a string of bike riders to have narrowly survived collisions with kangaroos across Canberra. The 45-year-old father was flung off his bike when a kangaroo jumped out and hit his front wheel at … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, Australia, bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, kangaroos, mother nature, natural selection, nature
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Lance Armstrong Gives His Bicyclist Detractors A Giant Middle Finger, Says If He Could Go Back In Time He’d Cheat All Over Again
[BBC] Shamed cyclist Lance Armstrong believes the time is coming when he should be forgiven for doping and lying – and told the BBC he would probably do it again. Armstrong, 43, was stripped of his record seven Tour de France … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, heroes, Lance Armstrong, savages, Tour de France
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Bono May Never Play Guitar Again Because He Got Run Over By A Bicyclist While Also Riding A Bicycle
[CNN] Bono has shared with fans that recovery from an accident has been slow going and that he’s worried he may never play guitar again. The U2 frontman underwent hours of multiple surgeries in November after a bicycle accident in … Continue reading
Oklahoma City Gets It, Is Considering A Three Foot Rule For Bicyclists Instead Of Drivers
[Bike OKC] A new ordinance put forward by councilman Pat Ryan (Ward 8) would require bikes to maintain 3 feet between themselves and any motor vehicles traveling in the same direction. The measure has been approved by the Oklahoma City Traffic Commission … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, natural selection, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City, savages, three foot rule
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The Following Is A Piece Of 100% Real, Actual Hate Mail That I Received The Other Day
He got me with the “(not)” though. Just an absolutely brutal diss to end with, I am floored, just floored by the disrespect. Continue reading
I HATE BICYCLISTS 