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Tag Archives: vagabonds
No Surprises Here, Just A Gang Of Sky-High, Knife-Wielding Bicyclists Resisting Arrest After A Ketamine Factory Bust
[Cambridge News] Rogue cyclists were “reluctant” to stop for police in Cambridge amid a week-long crime blitz during which a ketamine factory was raided. Officers said some cyclists proved difficult to bring to a halt when they were spotted in … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bike, biker, bikes, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, drugs, England, failures, idiots, ketamine, marijuana, natural selection, police, pot, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Scottish Bicyclists Run A PSA To Promote Safe Cycling Except Oh Wait The Dude In The Video Isn’t Even Wearing A Helmet
[Telegraph] A television advert promoting safe cycling has been banned for showing a rider without a helmet pedalling (sic) along the middle of a road. The ad, part of a campaign by Cycling Scotland, said in a voiceover: ”Not a … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikes, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, disappointments, failures, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, Scotland, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Homeless People In Oregon Are Treating Bike Paths Like Their Own Personal Toilet And I For One Couldn’t Be Prouder
[Statesman Journal] The underpass tells the story of homelessness in Salem. Waste thrown away by humans and waste excreted by humans line the passageways that supposedly are for use by pedestrians and bicyclists along Portland Road NE. The railroad underpass in the … Continue reading
Apparently A Bunch Of Science Bitches Are Building “Smart Bikes” That Yell At Bicyclists, Because That’s Gonna Go Over Well
[Boston Business Journal] A group of mechanical engineering students at Northeastern University are working on new technology for bicycles that aims to decrease fatalities among cyclists in urban cities. The project is called the Interactive Bicyclist Accident Prevention System — and informally … Continue reading
Posted in Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bike, biker, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, science, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Turns Out Turkeys Fucking Hate Bicyclists Too
[Stamford Advocate] Officials in Hartford had to shoo a turkey out of a downtown hospital, National Geographic News has reported, and a bunch of turkeys once marched up on the porch of a house in Boston and refused to leave, making hostages … Continue reading
Posted in Animals
Tagged animals, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, heroes, idiots, mother nature, natural selection, nature, rise up animal kingdom, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, the earth protects itself, turkeys, vagabonds
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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: Bicyclist Arrested For Carrying Weed And (Wait For It) Meth
I love this bicyclist’s game. Don’t like it. LOVE it. Continue reading
Posted in Criminals, Drugs
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, drugs, failures, heroes, idiots, marijuana, meth, natural selection, police, pot, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Some Asshole Bicycled Across Europe And Asia So Now China Is Supposed To Free Tibet Or Something
[Las Vegas Sun] A 42-year-old Tibetan has arrived at the headquarters of the government-in-exile in India after cycling through Europe and Asia in a campaign protesting China’s heavy-handed rule in the Himalayan region. Scores of people lined the streets of … Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, China, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Tibet, vagabonds
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English Study Concludes That “Over Half” Of Bicyclists Run Red Lights (In Other News, The Sky Is Still Blue)
[London Evening Standard] Cyclists were filmed jumping red lights by hidden cameras set up by London black cab drivers. Their footage shows 194 out of 364 riders went through stop signals during the rush hour — just over half. The Licensed Taxi … Continue reading
Posted in Criminals
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, England, heroes, idiots, London, natural selection, public transportation, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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This Asshole Wants To Spread Bicycling In The UAE, Which, Good Luck With That
[Sport 360] After scaling the heights of his profession, Spanish cyclist Samuel Sanchez is planning on devoting his energies to the growth of his sport in the Middle East. Sanchez, the gold medallist in the 2008 Olympics men’s road race, … Continue reading
Posted in Professional Cyclists, Stupidity
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, Dubai, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, Tour de France, UAE, vagabonds
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Apparently “Water Cycling” Is A Thing And You Know What, Forget It, I Don’t Want To Live On This Planet Anymore
How much of an asshole do you have to be for your support crew to just up and leave you? Continue reading
Posted in Stupidity, Technology
Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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