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Is Anyone, And I Mean ANYONE Shocked By The Fact That Alec Baldwin Is Just Another Dickhead Bicyclist?

[NY Daily News] Alec Baldwin was busted for disorderly conduct in Manhattan on Tuesday, after a flare-up with cops when he was stopped for riding his bicycle against traffic, police said. The hotheaded actor became unruly with officers who asked … Continue reading

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Real Life Washington Post Headline: “Actually, Cyclists Make City Streets Safer”

[Washington Post] In the hysteria that predated the launch of New York’s bike-sharing system last year, many critics cried that the bikes would make the city’s streets less safe. All those cyclists wouldn’t be wearing helmets! They’d have no insurance! Accidents would skyrocket, and … Continue reading

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Pretty Sure Parrots Just Sided With Me In The Battle Against Bicyclists

[Barstool Sports] Hah love it. Oh sorry Mr. Doucheonabike, your life is much, much less important than my bird who’s dying on me. Bike douche didn’t even know how to respond. It’s not all about you just because you’re on … Continue reading

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This Bicyclist Commenter Is NOT Happy With Me

Hoo boy! Settle down, little doggie! I gotta say, I knew there were a lot of bicyclists out there who hate me, but I didn’t realize I was inspiring internet fanfiction about my gruesome murder. This is a whole new … Continue reading

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Top Gear Gets It.

I know the internet tends to go off on a massive circlejerk when it comes to Top Gear, so I’ll just admit right now that I’m not particularly interested in car-centric television shows and I can count on one hand … Continue reading

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh God. Wait. Wait. Hahahahahahahaha…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… No, I can stop. I swear. I can stop. Hahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Look, I love io9 as a site. I do. They’re a great source for science news and scifi goodies, both of which I’m … Continue reading

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Apparently DC Is Hosting The “National Bike Summit” Next Month, So I Guess That’s When I’m Going To Kill Myself

[Philadelphia Inquirer] In a few weeks, I’m going to ride my bicycle from New York City to Washington, D.C.  I have never attempted such a feat before — certainly not in the winter! But I’m not crazy, I promise. I’m … Continue reading

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Bicyclist Gets Viciously Attacked, But Nobody Wants To Help Her Because She’s A Fucking Bicyclist

[ABC Action News] ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – For the third time in a week, someone has reported being attacked on the Pinellas Trail in St. Petersburg. This time it was a woman who was riding alone on Sunday morning near … Continue reading

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BOOM, BITCH!

[Sky News via Barstool Sports] CBS13 captured the footage as the man fled on a bicycle in California. A Sacramento Police officer was able to stop the man with a diving tackle in the street. The man was suspected of trying to … Continue reading

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Azerbaijani Bicyclist Decides To Pedal Across Half The Known World Through Freezing Snow To Prove That People From Azerbaijan Can Ride Bikes, I Guess?

[AzerNews] Azerbaijani Ramil Ziyadov is still pedaling despite rough wind and 14 degrees below zero of Russia. Cyclist Ramil set off a two-year journey in the name of Azerbaijan, during which he plans to pedal 45,000 kilometers across Eurasia and … Continue reading

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