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NYC Bicyclists Finally Have A Pro-Bicycling Candidate For Mayor, Promptly Attempt To Run Him The Fuck Over
[NY Daily News] Bill de Blasio almost got mowed down by a zooming Citi Bike Thursday morning. The mayoral front-runner was leaving a union rally near City Hall Park in lower Manhattan when he stepped into the bike lane on … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, New York, NYC, politicians, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Some Of You Are Finding This Blog Using Some Pretty Fucked Up Search Terms
One of the things I like about WordPress is that it conveniently catalogues all of the search terms that people have used to find this blog (well, most of them. I’d love to know what lurks into the 2,600-strong “unknown … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, inmates running the asylum, internet, natural selection, perverts, racists, savages, search terms, stupid twats
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Apparently London Bicyclists Are All Pissed Off Because A Firefighter Said Bike Accidents Are A “Problem.” No, really.
[London 24] There is a “big problem” with cyclists on London’s roads, a member of the London Fire Brigade (LFB) has been reported as saying, sparking criticism from cycling campaigners. The LFB crew member, who was attending an incident in … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, England, heroes, idiots, inmates running the asylum, London, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclist Mob Bullies Georgia Lawmakers Into Dropping Bike Registration Bill
[WALB] ALBANY, GA (WALB) – Some Georgia lawmakers who wanted to force you to pay an annual fee and get a license plate for every bicycle you own apparently thought better of the idea. Three lawmakers from Hall County introduced the bill … Continue reading
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Tagged balance the budget, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, disappointments, failures, hypocrisy, hypocrites, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclist Tries To Rob Bank, Which Goes About As Well As Can Be Expected
[Virgin Islands Daily News] ST. CROIX – Quick response by V.I. Police officers resulted in the apprehension of a gunman, just moments after police received reports of an armed robbery at the Scotiabank in Sunny Isle mid-morning Wednesday. St. Croix … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, disappointments, failures, hypocrisy, hypocrites, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Anytime A Bicyclist Blows Through A Stop Sign You Can Just Go Ahead And Blame Idaho, Apparently
[Bike League] Idaho passed its law allowing bicyclists to treat stop signs as yield signs and red lights as stop signs in 1982. Since that time many bicycling advocates have attempted to spread this law to other states, and have been … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, Idaho, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Former Philadelphia Mayor And Admitted Bicyclist Pretty Much Says What Everyone Already Knew And Admits That Bicyclists Think They Are Immune To All Laws
[Philadelphia Daily News via Philebrity] I’M CHILLING with John Street at Darling’s Diner, talking biking while dining. Turns out the Piazza at Schmidt’s hipster haven is a favorite hang of the once-prickly ex-mayor. One of us is saying, “99 percent [of … Continue reading
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It’s “Bike To Work Day” Here In DC, So This Is It, This Is The Day I Kill Myself
[WJLA] Commuter Connections and the Washington Area Bicyclist Association are celebrating Bike to Work Day today. More than 13,000 area commuters will be taking part in this clean, fun and healthy way to get to work. More than 70 pit stops throughout D.C., … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, DC, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, stupid twats
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New York Bicyclists Demand ‘Bike-Specific Stoplights’ As Though They’re Going to Fucking Listen to Those Either
UPPER EAST SIDE — The turf war between pedestrians and cyclists continues in Central Park, as critics of wayward bikers demanded the Department of Transportation install bike-specific stoplights along the cycling path. At a recent Community Board 8 Transportation Committee meeting, several … Continue reading
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Bicyclists Starting to Go All ’28 Days Later’ on Us
A 71-year-old Cambridge man told police he was driving down Concord Avenue near Parker Street at 11:20 a.m. on Aug. 28 when a cyclist reportedly started banging on his passenger side window and door, denting the door with a kick. … Continue reading
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