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Don’t You Just Hate It When You Almost Kill A Toddler With Your Bicycle And People Freak Out And Get All Mad At You?

Posted on May 27, 2015 by Falco

How about the balls on this motherfucker? Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals | Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, Bike War, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, convict scum, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, England, road warrior | 2 Comments

I Always Thought Mad Max Was A Work Of Fiction But Apparently It Was Actually A Documentary About Australian Bicyclists

Posted on March 16, 2015 by Falco

[The Age] It was a case of road rage on two wheels this week as a squadron of cyclists assaulted a motorist in Fitzroy. The melee began on Tuesday in Mater Street, Collingwood, with a verbal altercation between the driver and … Continue reading →

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If You Think Being Four Years Old Means You Don’t Have To Obey Cycling Laws, Think The Fuck Again

Posted on March 11, 2015 by Falco

[People] It was a slow day of crime in Grantham, England, on March 9, apparently. Sophie Lindley, 4, was biking along Trent Road with her dad, when a police officer approached her and said she had to get off the … Continue reading →

Lazy, Hypocritical Bicyclists Can’t Even Maintain Their Own Bike Lanes

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Falco

[The Age] A motorist wielding a large wooden bat attacked a group of cyclists after screaming abuse at them, one of the riders has claimed. A triathlete, who requested to be known only as Brad, said he was riding with his coach and … Continue reading →

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Nothing New Here, Just A Rage-Fueled Bike Monster Punching A 78-Year-Old Man In The Face

Posted on February 20, 2015 by Falco

[Cleveland Plain Dealer] A 78-year-old Parma Heights man was assaulted by a man riding a bicycle Feb. 19. The bicyclist was riding in the roadway, and when the older man told him to move over, the bicyclist broke his side mirror … Continue reading →

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No Longer Content To Lock Their Bikes To Public Property, Bicyclists Are Now Locking People Out Of Their Own Homes

Posted on October 21, 2014 by Falco

[Hoboken 411] Entitled bicyclists in Hoboken don’t just ride the wrong way, or nearly run over pedestrians on the sidewalk. Nope. They also lock these fruity contraptions to the front of people’s homes – and prevent access to the gated areas, … Continue reading →

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Typical Idiot Bicyclist Rides Right Past A Cop While Carrying All Of His Meth Cooking Ingredients

Posted on October 9, 2014 by Falco

[Muncie Star Press] MUNCIE – Two months ago, a bicyclist carrying a bottle of Rooto household lye drain opener rode past a state police officer sitting in his unmarked car in an alley off of Kilgore Avenue. That observation eventually … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminals, Drugs | Tagged bicycle, bicycles, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, biker, bikers, bikes, biking, cops, crime, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, darwinism, drugs, idiots, meth, natural selection, police, savages | 2 Comments

Just A Typical Bicyclist Recording Upskirt Videos Of Women While Riding Around Manhattan

Posted on October 6, 2014 by Falco

[NBC New York] Police are seeking a man accused of recording a woman underneath her dress while he was riding a bicycle on the Upper East Side. Police said the suspect approached the 19-year-old victim in front of 949 Third Ave. … Continue reading →

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New Law In California Basically Makes It Illegal To Pass Bicyclists, And Surprise Surprise It’s Already Ruining Everything

Posted on August 20, 2014 by Falco

[Death and Taxes] California has a new law going into effect on September 16 known as the 3 Feet for Safety rule, which says that drivers must allow at least three feet of safe space around bikers at all times … Continue reading →

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Surprise: The Same Bicyclists Who Claim Cars Are Evil Apparently Have No Moral Qualms About Stealing Everything In Them

Posted on September 4, 2013 by Falco

[This Week News] A man riding a bicycle at 5 a.m. was arrested and is thought to be responsible for car break-ins in Worthington. Police stopped the man, who was riding without a light in the 5700 block of North High … Continue reading →

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