Surprise: The Same Bicyclists Who Claim Cars Are Evil Apparently Have No Moral Qualms About Stealing Everything In Them

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[This Week News] A man riding a bicycle at 5 a.m. was arrested and is thought to be responsible for car break-ins in Worthington.

Police stopped the man, who was riding without a light in the 5700 block of North High Street on Aug. 27, fled during a warrant check but was found in a nearby wooded area. He was arrested on three outstanding warrants for burglaries in Franklin County and was taken to the Franklin County Jail.

Police believe he was responsible for theft from a vehicle in the 300 block of Tucker Drive earlier that night. A purse and its contents were reported stolen.

“Cars are evil, we don’t need cars. What’s that? Why am I getting into this car? No no no, haha, wow, you totally got the wrong idea. I’m not DRIVING this car, I’m just stealing everything in it. See, it’s cool. No worries bro.”

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About Falco

I hate bicyclists. My only regret is that I can't grow a beard.
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2 Responses to Surprise: The Same Bicyclists Who Claim Cars Are Evil Apparently Have No Moral Qualms About Stealing Everything In Them

  1. r3dbull4dd1kt says:

    they’re completely devoid of any morality…we already know this…They demand Bike Lanes, then ride in traffic or on sidewalks, They demand to be treated as vehicles, then defiantly disobey traffic laws (and get away with it!), they ride drunk or high, carry illegal contraband–from concealed weapons to METH LABS IN A BACKPACK; They beat up eachother and assaukt Senior Citizens and they do ridiculously stupid shit with a juvenile in tow…So breaking into the cars they trily envy isn’t all that shocking…fuckin douchebuckets

  2. r3dbull4dd1kt says:

    **typing on a tiny-ass phone screen…spelling errors acknowledged and I am STILL smarter than a fuckin Biketard

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