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Category Archives: Stupidity
This ‘Cyclr’ Blog Is NOT Happy With Me
[Cyclr] We everyday cyclists may think that we are giving the world a hand by reducing congestion, carbon emissions and the strain on the NHS by keeping ourselves healthy, all while doing the thing we love most. But, as we all … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, Cyclr, darwinism, drugs, idiots, inmates running the asylum, Lance Armstrong, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Hey Deadspin, Get Off My Lawn!
[Deadspin] Maybe I’m in the wrong but I get annoyed whenever I’m walking in the park and I hear, at my back, a bicycle bell. The call of “On your left!” also gets on my nerves. My fight instinct kicks … Continue reading
DC Bicyclists Are Organizing A “Donut Crawl” And I’ve Never Been So Torn In My Entire Life
[DCist] Has doughnut worship in the District reached its apotheosis yet? Maybe. But if you want to find out firsthand, there will be a pub crawl-style tour next month to seek out the best places to get the treats in D.C. … Continue reading
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NYC Bicyclists Finally Have A Pro-Bicycling Candidate For Mayor, Promptly Attempt To Run Him The Fuck Over
[NY Daily News] Bill de Blasio almost got mowed down by a zooming Citi Bike Thursday morning. The mayoral front-runner was leaving a union rally near City Hall Park in lower Manhattan when he stepped into the bike lane on … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, New York, NYC, politicians, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Some Of You Are Finding This Blog Using Some Pretty Fucked Up Search Terms
One of the things I like about WordPress is that it conveniently catalogues all of the search terms that people have used to find this blog (well, most of them. I’d love to know what lurks into the 2,600-strong “unknown … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, failures, idiots, inmates running the asylum, internet, natural selection, perverts, racists, savages, search terms, stupid twats
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Apparently London Bicyclists Are All Pissed Off Because A Firefighter Said Bike Accidents Are A “Problem.” No, really.
[London 24] There is a “big problem” with cyclists on London’s roads, a member of the London Fire Brigade (LFB) has been reported as saying, sparking criticism from cycling campaigners. The LFB crew member, who was attending an incident in … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, England, heroes, idiots, inmates running the asylum, London, natural selection, police, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Bicyclist Mob Bullies Georgia Lawmakers Into Dropping Bike Registration Bill
[WALB] ALBANY, GA (WALB) – Some Georgia lawmakers who wanted to force you to pay an annual fee and get a license plate for every bicycle you own apparently thought better of the idea. Three lawmakers from Hall County introduced the bill … Continue reading
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Tagged balance the budget, bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, convict scum, crybabies, cycling, cyclist, darwinism, disappointments, failures, hypocrisy, hypocrites, idiots, inmates running the asylum, natural selection, road warrior, savages, stupid twats, vagabonds
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Proof That All Bicyclists Are Reckless Lemmings
[Deadspin] Thanks to this biker’s helmet cam, we get to watch him accidentally follow the first rider’s lead and hit a sick jump that leads nowhere. Wheee! — Call me a pussy, but if I was riding through the woods, crossing … Continue reading
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Bicyclist Somehow Manages To Pedal Into Four Feet Of Mud Without Noticing, Promptly Gets Stuck For Four Hours
[Pattaya Mail] A German bicyclist spent three hours in a muddy ditch at the Mabprachan Reservoir before being pulled out by rescuers. Wolf Minderjahn, 69, drove into the ditch on his mountain bike after getting separated from a friend in … Continue reading
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Bicyclists Are Literally Comparing Themselves To The Jews During The Holocaust Now
[Times of Israel] CHICAGO — An actor stands up on a podium and holds a paintbrush stained with black pigment to his nose, approximating Hitler’s moustache. “My fellow citizens, our country is in crisis. We must rid ourselves of the … Continue reading
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